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Let us start off at the beginning of Z with Raditz....
Boku: *stretches* Feel like a good day to train, huh Bohan? But I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Bohan: (You always forget stuff you dumb shit!!) We're supposed to be going for a reunion at Kame Basement.
Boku: Oh yeah...
Bohan: But it doesn't matter... *cues flashback of Shi-Shi yelling like the ultimate shrew bitch about stupid shit nobody cares about* mother won't stop busting your balls about working for money and she doesn't like me hanging around your "delinquent" friends.
Boku: *gasp*
Bohan: What's wrong, father?!
Boku: I sense a really, really strong ki!!! *Boku states excitingly like a child*
*Kaditz appears*
Kaditz: Hello, brother. I see you haven't laid waste to this weak-ass world! Why haven't you accomplished your mission?!
Boku: What mission...?! And I'm a brother?! What's a brother?!
Kaditz: .....Did you even listen to what I said?!
Boku: Umm.... no.
Kaditz: *dumbfounded*
Boku: ...and are you with that crazy high level I sensed?
Kaditz: I'm most certainly am. I'm the only one on this weak-ass planet with a considerable Battle Power aside from you and that green man thus far.
Boku: Green man? You mean Pickles...?
Kaditz: Cucumber whatever, but anyways... you and I are Saliads; a warrior race that lives for the thrill of combat *Boku gasps of excitement* and wipe out worlds to sale their planets for a profit. Does that sound interesting to you?
Boku:... Will I be fighting super duper strong guys like you?
Bohan: Dad!!!
Kaditz: (Never thought it'd be this easy. Originally I figured Carrot turned into some pussy but he's actually really stupid.) Of course, one of the requirements of the business is to always be prepared to face strong opponents. Now will you consider joining me?
Boku: Yeah!!! YOU CAN COUNT ME....
*Shi-Shi busts out the door with a devil-looking face and pulls out a whip while everyone winces*
Shi-Shi: OH NO YOU DON'T!!!! YOU'RE GONNA WORK TO MAKE ME MONEY AND THAT'S FINAL!!!! *starts beating Boku with the whip*
Goku: Ouch! Ow! Ouchies! Owwie...
*Shi-Shi beats Goku while he cries in pain like a little bitch*
Kaditz: Tsk... never thought Carrot would also be such a pussy-whipped little bitch.
Bohan: Please take me away... *begs his uncle Kaditz*
Kaditz: FUCK NO!!!! I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS SHIT FAMILY!!!! *flies off*
How do y'all like it? Was it funny or does it need work?
Boku: *stretches* Feel like a good day to train, huh Bohan? But I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Bohan: (You always forget stuff you dumb shit!!) We're supposed to be going for a reunion at Kame Basement.
Boku: Oh yeah...
Bohan: But it doesn't matter... *cues flashback of Shi-Shi yelling like the ultimate shrew bitch about stupid shit nobody cares about* mother won't stop busting your balls about working for money and she doesn't like me hanging around your "delinquent" friends.
Boku: *gasp*
Bohan: What's wrong, father?!
Boku: I sense a really, really strong ki!!! *Boku states excitingly like a child*
*Kaditz appears*
Kaditz: Hello, brother. I see you haven't laid waste to this weak-ass world! Why haven't you accomplished your mission?!
Boku: What mission...?! And I'm a brother?! What's a brother?!
Kaditz: .....Did you even listen to what I said?!
Boku: Umm.... no.
Kaditz: *dumbfounded*
Boku: ...and are you with that crazy high level I sensed?
Kaditz: I'm most certainly am. I'm the only one on this weak-ass planet with a considerable Battle Power aside from you and that green man thus far.
Boku: Green man? You mean Pickles...?
Kaditz: Cucumber whatever, but anyways... you and I are Saliads; a warrior race that lives for the thrill of combat *Boku gasps of excitement* and wipe out worlds to sale their planets for a profit. Does that sound interesting to you?
Boku:... Will I be fighting super duper strong guys like you?
Bohan: Dad!!!
Kaditz: (Never thought it'd be this easy. Originally I figured Carrot turned into some pussy but he's actually really stupid.) Of course, one of the requirements of the business is to always be prepared to face strong opponents. Now will you consider joining me?
Boku: Yeah!!! YOU CAN COUNT ME....
*Shi-Shi busts out the door with a devil-looking face and pulls out a whip while everyone winces*
Shi-Shi: OH NO YOU DON'T!!!! YOU'RE GONNA WORK TO MAKE ME MONEY AND THAT'S FINAL!!!! *starts beating Boku with the whip*
Goku: Ouch! Ow! Ouchies! Owwie...
*Shi-Shi beats Goku while he cries in pain like a little bitch*
Kaditz: Tsk... never thought Carrot would also be such a pussy-whipped little bitch.
Bohan: Please take me away... *begs his uncle Kaditz*
Kaditz: FUCK NO!!!! I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS SHIT FAMILY!!!! *flies off*
How do y'all like it? Was it funny or does it need work?
