Kid Chi-Chi vs. Mr. Satan (arm-wrestling contest)

[DBZAOTA482]

Let's say young Chi-Chi was sent into the future and bought into Mr. Satan's reputation then had a chance to face him into an arm-wrestling match.

How does it turn out? Child astonishment or man in tears?

Scenario #1: Canon-only feats
Scenario #2: Including filler feats

 

[Six Trails]

Chichi wins. She beheaded a T-Rex, which I don't think Mr. Satan can do.

I don't know about Chichi or Satan's filler feats, though.

 

[SSJ2]

Chi Chi had some device on her head that did that, no?

 

[Six Trails]

It was a regular blade I thought. She was just strong enough to behead a T-Rex with it.

 

[Papasmurf]

Yeah, but she almost surprised Yamcha with that beam and Yamcha could at least pummel a tired Goku. Mr. Satan just can't compete.

 

[SSJ2]

True. And she outran the T-Rex.

 

[Papasmurf]

Mr. Satan was tired after pummeling just two normal thugs too.

 

[SSJ2]

Yeah, the more and more I think about it, Satan is weak as fuck. Like possibly 5.5 type weak. It seems humans regressed incredibly in terms of physical abilities.

 

[Papasmurf]

I guess Tambourine killing all those martial artists just made their balls crawl back up their bodies from sheer terror.

 

[Animelover5487]

Yeah, the more and more I think about it, Satan is weak as fuck. Like possibly 5.5 type weak. It seems humans regressed incredibly in terms of physical abilities.

That's what I've been saying. All of Mr. Satan's feats are extremely underwhelming. His hand is red and a bit swollen after breaking tiles. There are people in real life that can break tiles! He fails to keep down a gunman after hitting him several times with all of his strength even sweating and breathing heavy afterward. Almost immediately bleeds out and nearly dies from a single gunshot when again there are people in real life who can survive minutes, sometimes hours (depending on where they were shot at) without medical attention. To top it off Toriyama states that Bob Sapp would defeat him, which is uncontradicted.

Even his feat of winning a martial arts tournament is underwhelming, as The Annoucer said the tournament was on a very low scale compared to it's previous budokais.

 

[DBZAOTA482]

Chi Chi had some device on her head that did that, no?

Nah, she physically throw the blade and it was enough to kill the T-rex. Then it returned back to her and she caught back on the helmet. What speed, what strength, and what skill!

Oh and before you say it's magically attached... watch when she threw it at Roshi. She had to pull it out his head. Chi-Chi even as a kid was a monster!

Thinking about it more, it makes me kinda resent what Toriyama-sensei did with her Post-DB. She coulda been the strongest humans alongside Krillin and Tien... but now she's this:

Chichi wins. She beheaded a T-Rex, which I don't think Mr. Satan can do.

I don't know about Chichi or Satan's filler feats, though.

Kid Chi-Chi fought on par with BoDB Goku w/ tail, who has insane physical strength and easily bested Krillin without his tail, during a date. Mr. Satan tossed #18 across the ring when they fought.