Lake Placid vs. Jaws 3

[Pyro]

Male Croc

vs.

Brucetta

- Battle takes place in the open ocean, no land mass for miles.
- No 3D effects.
- No outside interference.
- Random encounter.

Who fucking wins this death battle?

 

[Southern Gothic]

Jaws 3 had a higher intelligence than even most humans, being able to follow that family across the entire coast when they relocated. There were also hints of a psychic connection to the main character of that movie. Lame as all that is, I think it gives Jaws 3 the advantage.

Also, I don't think that a male croc could survive long in the ocean, so he would probably die before the fight even began. 2

 

[Darker]

It was supposedly a saltwater crocodile, so yeah, it would survive for as long as he wants.

The croc smashes the shark into pieces, the sharks from the Jaws series have this bad habit of going up against their enemies head on, I bet this one would try the same, and not realize she's going up against (ironically) the strongest jaws on the planet.

 

[Papasmurf]

 

[Darker]

What's your point?

Are you trying to say that a shark thinks with its cunt?

 

[Southern Gothic]

I didn't remember that about Lake Placid being use to salt water. Mostly just trolling there, as I hoped it didn't count either way.

Also I'm so sorry but I was thinking about Jaws 4.

 

[Pyro]

I was about to point that out.^

The croc probably doesn't stand a chance here, honestly. 35 feet of momma shark is too much to beat in the open ocean.

 

[Darker]

The croc in Lake Placid is much more agile and has a buttload of stamina compared to real life crocs, and I'm pretty sure the croc's longer too. There's no way the shark can ambush it, crocodiles can track animals' movements underwater really well. The only way the shark could win is if it waited for the croc to go into the surface for oxygen, but she ain't exactly smart.