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He's coming for you. You've stepped in his cabbage patch and he's ready to unleash his fury. If you touch him you'll turn into a carrot. Don't worry about the evidence you leave behind. How are you trying to defeat him?
I'd vacuum his face. But he wears sunglasses, so his eyes are protected. I'd have to turn it off and then on to let go of the sunglasses if they get stuck to the vacuum cleaner. I can't really set him on fire with deodorant and a lighter, cuz 1. Who'll hold the vacuum while I do that and 2. How do you explain to the authorities or anyone else that you started a fire because a human-sized, bipedal rabbit in clothes was gonna turn you into a carrot otherwise?
I'd vacuum his face. But he wears sunglasses, so his eyes are protected. I'd have to turn it off and then on to let go of the sunglasses if they get stuck to the vacuum cleaner. I can't really set him on fire with deodorant and a lighter, cuz 1. Who'll hold the vacuum while I do that and 2. How do you explain to the authorities or anyone else that you started a fire because a human-sized, bipedal rabbit in clothes was gonna turn you into a carrot otherwise?
