Ask and hold your breaths till i respond

[withheldforprivacy]

I might not answer everything, but hold your breaths nonetheless.

 

[Queen TD]

What's your goal in life?

 

[Let's Go Fearless!]

Why do you troll so much?

 

[withheldforprivacy]

What's your goal in life?

To die.

 

[Let's Go Fearless!]

Are you serious?

 

[withheldforprivacy]

Are you serious?

This world sucks. I hope there is an afterlife where i will get what my heart desires.

 

[Zippy]

What does your heart desire?

 

[withheldforprivacy]

That is a secret.

 

[Zippy]

How old are you

 

[withheldforprivacy]

Old enough to go to the mall and eat as much chocolate as i want. My child self would envy me for that.

 

[Zippy]

And how old is that

 

[withheldforprivacy]

I'm a million year old spirit.

 

[Zippy]

Spirit? Re you implying that you are dead? If so congratz on achieving your goal in life

 

[withheldforprivacy]

We're all spirits.

 

[WhiteFox]

Why did you make a question thread if you're dancing around most questions?

 

[withheldforprivacy]

Why all people (both in real life and net) only ask me about my age and studies?

 

[WhiteFox]

Probably because those are fairly basic questions.

Ok, here's one that seems up your alley. When was your first kill, and where'd you hide the body?

 

[withheldforprivacy]

I prefer leaving my bullying victims alive so that i can beat them up again another day.

 

[Zippy]

Would you rather rule over a country for 5 years or take 5 million dollars from some guy.

 

[withheldforprivacy]

I don't feel like burdening myself with the responsibility of a whole nation. I'd rather take the 5 million bucks,
which is more than enough to spend the rest of my life with.