Bolsonaro vs Trump

[Boo Brand Milk]

Trump:
- Bangs Porn Stars
- Invites you to the White House and gives you McDonald's
- Sweeeeeet tax cut
- Makes opponents look retarded without a counter argument
- Master manipulator

Bolsonaro:
- Is the rightful President of Brazil
- Actually served in the military
- Got stabbed, lives
- Burns mf'ing trees cuz Bolsonaro like Willie, he hears you but he don't care
- Makes Trump look like a lefty with his comments

Who wins equal power levels?

 

[Classic Adamas]

Trump is indeed too left in comparison. Bolsonaro stomps.

 

[Captain Cadaver]

Bolsonaro stomps for reasons already mentioned, though in reality they decide to Potara fuse and wipe out communism.

 

[Boo Brand Milk]

Bolsonaro stomps for reasons already mentioned, though in reality they decide to Potara fuse and wipe out communism.

They'd end up like Gotenks

 

[GreatSaiyaman123]

Bolsonaro stomps for reasons already mentioned, though in reality they decide to Potara fuse and wipe out communism.

Chapter: 2019 (USA BR), P69.42
Context: as Trumpnaro beats up on Lula-absorbed Bernie Sanders
General Mourão: “H-he’s strong!!! The commies there is helpless!!! To think that merging with the Potara would be this incredible…!!”
Mike Pence: “Idiot, it’s because it was those two that they were able to go so far. Two of the top 3 masters in both the libertarian and conservative have merged, after all. What’s more, two nationalists have joined together. That’s definitely strongest.”

 

[Boo Brand Milk]

Bolsonaro stomps for reasons already mentioned, though in reality they decide to Potara fuse and wipe out communism.

Chapter: 2019 (USA BR), P69.42
Context: as Trumpnaro beats up on Lula-absorbed Bernie Sanders
General Mourão: “H-he’s strong!!! The commies there is helpless!!! To think that merging with the Potara would be this incredible…!!”
Mike Pence: “Idiot, it’s because it was those two that they were able to go so far. Two of the top 3 masters in both the libertarian and conservative have merged, after all. What’s more, two nationalists have joined together. That’s definitely strongest.”

Holy shit post of the year

 

[Southern Gothic]

In a physical battle Bolsonaro wins this. The fight is a little mismatched because it's like Lex Luthor (the Gene Hackman version) versus Norman Osbourn (William Dafoe version). Bolsonaro has the physical advantage and greater toughness, but Trump has the edge on shit talking and manipulation.

So I could see Bolsonaro landing some good blows. Trump would counter by claiming Bolsonaro was born in Canada and had a hand in assassinating Kennedy.

 

[Captain Cadaver]

In a physical battle Bolsonaro wins this. The fight is a little mismatched because it's like Lex Luthor (the Gene Hackman version) versus Norman Osbourn (William Dafoe version)

Are you saying Bolsonaro will have to go back to formula?

 

[Pocket-Gog~]

This is like Goku V Vegeta. Almost evenly matched but I give it to Bolsonaro, of course we know that they'd team up to take down the almighty Xi.

 

[SSJ2]

Bolsonaro is the rightful president of Brazil, and Trump is not. Brazil is the most knowledgeable, advanced, and intelligent nation on earth as evidenced by our very own [mention]ahill1[/mention] . Unfortunately Trump loses yuge here.

 

[Warmmedown]

Trump grabs him by the pussy and deports him

 

[SSJ2]

Bolsonaro will absorb him before that happens.