Clearing-up on the biggest misconceptions in DragonBall.

[Fantastische Hure]

OK. I felt the need to do this.

For the longest time now I've seen people talk about how Nappa saying they should create a new army of Saiyans with the women of earth somehow meant he was going to stoop as low and do something disguisting as forcing them to make babies with him. This is NOT TRUE! That is disgusting, repulsive to even think about and I don't think Nappa'd do that even-though he does many other evil things. What Nappa was obviously going to do was use his natural charm and CHADism to seduce the women of earth and make sweet, sweet love to them. Vegeta knew that and feared Nappa'd get all the ladies for himself, leaving nothing for Vegeta (like he has done many time before when it came to matters of the opposite sex) and thus he used some excuse saying that the potential off-springs could become dangerous or something. Fact is Vegeta knew he was going to be out-shined by CHADpa.

CHADpa is the true lady-killer. All hail CHADpa.

 

[Captain Cadaver]

Considering Virginta did indeed have to settle for Yamchad's sloppy seconds, his fear of not scoring has some evidence backing it up.

Good thing the Chaditz decided to die for their sins, otherwise there'd be no heir to the Saiyan royalty when all Earth's women would end up waiting in line for him.

 

[Fantastische Hure]

CHADpa (with hair; Bardock TV-Special) > CHADitz >~ CHADpa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...>>>>>>>>> (into all infinity) Virginta

 

[GSM123]

So if Vegeta was lying about hybrids being powerful, wouldn't that mean SSJ2 Kid Gohan isn't the highest dragon ball character?

 

[Alin]

This is the best laugh I've had in a while.

 

[PorchMaster]

Makes sense. Vegeta's the only villain in this whole arc who failed to kill any of the heroes... it's obvious he has no skills esp in the ladies department

 

[Let's Go Fearless!]

Wtf did I just read.

 

[Fantastische Hure]

It should also be noted that it was at this point that Vegeta started planning the assassination of Nappa so he be spared of further humilation at the hands of the CHAD CHADpa.

 

[SSJ2]

Lmao this is gold.