Favourite Ditto form?

[Warmmedown]

What would you say your favourite form that the pokemon "Ditto" can take would be? And what is your reasoning for whatever answer you give as your answer is?

 

[Boo Brand Milk]

Chewed gum you find under school desks > shit on the sidewalk stepped on 100 times but sticks to your sneaker.

 

[Papasmurf]

Shiny ditto because that way its at least worth something

 

[Super Saiyan Overlord1007]

A ditto with 6 (or 4 at the least) IVs because that will make breeding SOOOOOO much easier.

 

[Captain Cadaver]

The one that was trained by Bruce Lee.

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[Warmmedown]

Shit, pretty interesting answers (apart from the first one)