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1. You watch an adult hit another adult through the wood structure of a house
2. You get kidnapped by a huge guy with long hair, right in front of your father.
3. You're being carried through the sky by a guy who might just drop you at any time.
4. You're with a guy who might kill you at any time, in the middle of nowhere. Nobody gives a fuck (since only the guy who doesn't give a damn about you and acts nothing like any human you've met is there).
5. You get thrown into a small sealed pod.
6. You wake up and your dad is being loudly killed by the guy.
7. You're able to save him by headbutting the guy (the first part of this where you actually have a power to dictate your situation, which is a known resilience factor for avoiding being traumatised. Though, it's not a totally free choice, since you'd rather not be violent).
8. You get knocked out.
9. You wake up and are with another huge guy (over 7ft tall), but instead he's green and calls himself a demon.
10. Green guy also tells you your dad is dead and you won't see your mom again any time soon.
11. This guy hits or blasts you if you make a mistake, or even when you do well.
12. You turn up to fight with the green guy who you kinda like, but also who'll go crazy if you make a mistake.
13. You've gotta fight some alien monsters, but mostly you've just been taught how to get blasted by the green guy. You have no experience of succeeding in a fight or sparring.
14. Your body and mind freeze up.
15. A guy does well against the alien monsters, but then suddenly gets suicided bombed and dies.
16. Your dad's friends cry or are clearly very pained with sadness.
17. Your team defeat the rest of the alien monsters easily, but then you have to fight a 350lb bodybuilder.
18. Your dad's friends get beat up - even the green guy who you kept losing to is getting beat up. Even the fake kid who looks like a cosplay clown is being beat up.
19. One of your dad's friends gets his arm chopped off by a punch.
20. Your dad's cosplaying friend gets desperate and blows himself up, having no effect.
21. Your dad's friends cry or are very pained with sadness.
22. Chopped-arm friend uses his greatest attack with all his willpower and life force, but it does nothing. He then drops dead.
23. Green guy comes up with a great idea to grab the big guy's weak point, does it but it has no effect and he gets a huge elbow bruise on his head.
24. You unfreeze and attack the bodybuilder with all your might, hoping your training paid off.
25. It doesn't do any damage and you freeze up again.
26. Bodybuilder tries to blast you.
27. Green guy gets in the way and dies.
28. Dad's bald friend gets fucked up.
Oh yeh and you're 4 to 6 years old for all of this. And you're named after rice.
Bruh.
2. You get kidnapped by a huge guy with long hair, right in front of your father.
3. You're being carried through the sky by a guy who might just drop you at any time.
4. You're with a guy who might kill you at any time, in the middle of nowhere. Nobody gives a fuck (since only the guy who doesn't give a damn about you and acts nothing like any human you've met is there).
5. You get thrown into a small sealed pod.
6. You wake up and your dad is being loudly killed by the guy.
7. You're able to save him by headbutting the guy (the first part of this where you actually have a power to dictate your situation, which is a known resilience factor for avoiding being traumatised. Though, it's not a totally free choice, since you'd rather not be violent).
8. You get knocked out.
9. You wake up and are with another huge guy (over 7ft tall), but instead he's green and calls himself a demon.
10. Green guy also tells you your dad is dead and you won't see your mom again any time soon.
11. This guy hits or blasts you if you make a mistake, or even when you do well.
12. You turn up to fight with the green guy who you kinda like, but also who'll go crazy if you make a mistake.
13. You've gotta fight some alien monsters, but mostly you've just been taught how to get blasted by the green guy. You have no experience of succeeding in a fight or sparring.
14. Your body and mind freeze up.
15. A guy does well against the alien monsters, but then suddenly gets suicided bombed and dies.
16. Your dad's friends cry or are clearly very pained with sadness.
17. Your team defeat the rest of the alien monsters easily, but then you have to fight a 350lb bodybuilder.
18. Your dad's friends get beat up - even the green guy who you kept losing to is getting beat up. Even the fake kid who looks like a cosplay clown is being beat up.
19. One of your dad's friends gets his arm chopped off by a punch.
20. Your dad's cosplaying friend gets desperate and blows himself up, having no effect.
21. Your dad's friends cry or are very pained with sadness.
22. Chopped-arm friend uses his greatest attack with all his willpower and life force, but it does nothing. He then drops dead.
23. Green guy comes up with a great idea to grab the big guy's weak point, does it but it has no effect and he gets a huge elbow bruise on his head.
24. You unfreeze and attack the bodybuilder with all your might, hoping your training paid off.
25. It doesn't do any damage and you freeze up again.
26. Bodybuilder tries to blast you.
27. Green guy gets in the way and dies.
28. Dad's bald friend gets fucked up.
Oh yeh and you're 4 to 6 years old for all of this. And you're named after rice.
Bruh.
