How would it go down? Here's how it would go down!
Vegeta: SON FUCKING GOHAN!!! (Crowd starts cheering as Kid Gohan looks over at him with a bemused expression) You might think you're the top dog here but I'm here to tell you that after seven goddamn years, a new champion has come to take the belt!
And Gohan, whom would be holding a notepad taking notes on the Biology of the Universe...WOULD DROP IT. He'd come over, rip off his goddamn pants and then go into the closest and get out his Big Boy Underwear where Gohan would stand up to Vegeta and declare.
Kid Gohan: VEGETA! You may think your the top dog here and you know what, I think you might be on to something. You are the top dog, now get on all fours like the dog you are and suck my dick you bitch!
And the crowd loses their shit man! What a comeback! Why the fuck is Gotenks here! Get out boy! But Vegeta's pride isn't going to let this go standing down. He comes up with the Mic and tells it as it is.
Vegeta: I admire your spunk brat, I truly do. Keep this up and you might actually be something worth talking about in the later series. There's a new Rage Boost on the block and his name is FUCKING VEGETA! You can go there and jack off to your library books.
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GOHAN IS SHOCKED!
What a verbal beatdown. The crowd is going wild! I don't believe it. This just in, 5 women and 2 men have just been impregnated only on this comeback! The crowd is cheering.
Vegeta! Vegeta! Vegeta! Vegeta!
Kid Gohan: Your jokes are as good as your plot devices. Tell me can you go through an installment without being turned into Toriyama's tool to further the plot? You can talk a big game all you want Vegeta but in the end, you'll always be...ahem...#2 to my father.
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HOLY SHIT! He did not! Gohan did not just say that! Gohan did not just say that! Holy fucking shit man! The crowd is flabbergasted! Holy fucking shit! No! No! No! No! Vegeta is pissed! He is so pissed! It's on now!
Our two Heavy Weight Champions have had enough of this 1992 Grammy Award bullshit! They come up...ready to throw down AND...
let's be honest Vegeta's going to get his ass kicked. It may not be Recoome vs Vegeta bad but he's going to lose. Need the Majin Boost Vegeta...you need that.
