List the Stands that can beat Ultimate Kars

[Captain Cadaver]

So, for a so-called "Ultimate Life Form", there's quite a few Stands that can wreck Kars. That, said let's list all the ones that can beat him and why.
Ignoring the bullshit in Jorge Joestar, obviously and not including non-canon Stands such as The World Over Heaven.

Anubis - Very situational. If Kars knows about its ability, he wins. If he doesn't, he'd naturally touch the sword out of curiosity and get possessed.

Sethan - As long as Kars doesn't find Alessi, it would cause him to regress to his base self, and an extremely long amount of time later, be taken out of existence.

Cream/The Hand - Both would just erase Kars on contact, especially Cream when it covers a far greater area.

Crazy Diamond - If Josuke uses its restorative ability wisely, then Kars would be forced to revert back to his base self.

Killer Queen - If it manages to tag Kars, it'd destroy him internally with a bomb. If he needed armour to survive being burnt by lava, he's not taking an internal explosion easily. Also, Sheer Heart Attack spamming would take him down eventually whilst Kira sits back far away and enjoys a beautiful Duwang.

Purple Haze - The flesh eating bacteria would eventually kill Kars.

Golden Experience Requiem - Anyone who knows anything about GER knows why. Resetting things to zero makes it nearly invincible, and would probably cause Kars to regress to his regular self.

White Album - It can go up to the level of low temperature that made froze Kars permanently, 'nuff said.

Weather Report/Heavy Weather - Kars is still vulnerable to natural elements and chemical imbalances, so it could definitely take him down if he's unprepared.

D4C - Arguable if the paradox of Ultimate Kars merging with a parallel self would kill him due to his regeneration, but it's still highly possible.

Tusk Act 4 - Will literally attack Kars infinitely.

Speedwagon's Abs of Bromance - The heat they provide will make his dip in a volcano look like a cold shower in December. :mikey

Feel free to list any I missed.

 

[SSJ2]

I thoughtKars was said to be immortal or some shit.

 

[Captain Cadaver]

He was, but since he's been shown to have physical limits when it comes to natural forces such as being frozen, as well as it being implied he couldn't survive the lava if not for the armour he produced, it's safe to say he's far from unbeatable or completely immortal.

 

[Pocket-God]

I honestly don't know much about Kars but I feel like some of these might be able to do the trick. What do you think?

Heaven's Door - Especially if it's TSKR Rohan where all he has to do is point to activate it.

Sticky Fingers - should work if Bruno manages to land enough hits, right?

The Grateful Dead - Then again I don't know if Kars can even age or not.

Notorious B.I.G - Yes, No, Maybe?

Green Day - Might be able to do the trick but given the fact that Kars can fly, If I'm not mistaken, it probably won't be that effective but should theoretically be able to kill him.

I'd say The Hand as well but Okuyasu sucks too much to be able to beat him with it. And do you think Ratt would be able to take out Kars if he managed to hit him?

 

[Papasmurf]

I don't think Ratt or Purple Haze can take out Kars, given that he could just rip out the infected body part and regenerate it, or if he's smart, adapt his body to give himself the same antibodies that Giorno got off that snake. I also think White Album couldn't defeat Kars if he were smart enough to just use Esidisi's ability to superheat his blood.

 

[Captain Cadaver]

Heaven's Door - Especially if it's TSKR Rohan where all he has to do is point to activate it.

There's not many actions Rohan could do to gain a solid victory, as he's caught between two options; either writing "Do not attack Kishibe Rohan" to make it a draw (as Rohan would be unable to kill Kars) or writing something to attempt to make Kars kill himself, which probably wouldn't work.

Sticky Fingers - should work if Bruno manages to land enough hits, right?

Probably not. Even taking account Kars' regeneration is essentially just a step above Namekian tier regen, his life creation ability is practically GE on steroids. If separated, he'd probably just turn one of his body parts into an animal for it to come back to him and reattach it.

The Grateful Dead - Then again I don't know if Kars can even age or not.

The page detailing Ultimate Kars' abilities says he can't, so probably not.

Notorious B.I.G - Yes, No, Maybe?

If Kars hits it with a full power attack that allows it to absorb his energy, then it has a chance of making this a perpetual battle. Considering the only solid way to defeat Kars is to either melt him before he can think up a counter or freeze him in absolute zero, I think he'd quickly adapt and make this an endless battle without a winner.

And do you think Ratt would be able to take out Kars if he managed to hit him?

Probably not. Ratt doesn't work as fast as something such as Purple Haze or Weather Report, so Kars could quickly adapt.

I don't think Ratt or Purple Haze can take out Kars, given that he could just rip out the infected body part and regenerate it, or if he's smart, adapt his body to give himself the same antibodies that Giorno got off that snake.

That's true, though I'd say it depends if Kars is able to figure out what's going on quick enough. Granted, someone with a 400 IQ most likely would, but if he doesn't then the possibility of Purple Haze killing him is still there.

I also think White Album couldn't defeat Kars if he were smart enough to just use Esidisi's ability to superheat his blood.

Didn't help him when he was in space, and White Album can go to coldness on par with that. :mikey :mikey

 

[Papasmurf]

Maybe he couldn't release boiling blood from tubes from his body since the tubes he used Wamuu-style were already being frozen? Idk. Given how long Mista and Giorno managed to survive against White Album before taking out that nerd faggot that controlled it, it doesn't seem like something Kars can't overcome, esp when pre-Requiem GE is pretty shit except for transforming things to life and Sex Pistols is basically just psychic bullets (arguably more limited than Emperor from needing actual ammo).

 

[Captain Cadaver]

I'd say a large part of Giorno and Mista surviving so long was due to Ghiaccio's arrogance in believing his Stand was unbeatable. If he goes in aware of Kars' ability and slowly bides his time until he can hit him with absolute zero cold, he could win, though I agree Kars would kill him if he went in with no knowledge of Kars like a tool.

 

[Papasmurf]

A few more stands that can defeat Kars:

Atom Heart Father can trap Kars within a photo, then burn or destroy the photo and kill him.

Cheap Trick could theoretically suck Kars' lifeforce out after possessing him.

Bohemian Rhapsody could easily create a character strong enough to destroy Kars.

Whitesnake could pull out Kars' soul disc and end him.

Soft & Wet could wipe out his soul or power or some shit with its bubbles.