Pillar Men vs JoJo Part 3

[Pocket-God]

The Pillar Men; Wamuu, Kars and Esidisi

Round 1: Iggy, Avdol and Part 3 Joseph
Round 2: Polnareff, Kakyoin and Part 3 Jotaro(No time stop)
Round 3: DIO

Scenario 1: Battle takes place during the day
Scenario 2: Battle takes place at night

I don't know if the Pillar Men can see stands or not but for the sake of this battle let's say they can.
Battles takes place in the mines where Caesar and Joseph first encountered the pillar men.

 

[Captain Cadaver]

To make sure the Pillar Men don't stomp when Old Joseph is the only Hamon user, I'll assume Stands can damage them when taking into account they were originally spelt in kanji as Yuhamon (Ghostly Ripple) and some of Star Platinum's abilities seem a lot like a Hamon user.

That said, the Pillar Men solo in Round 1 when The Fool would get smashed by Divine Sandstorm, which would also hard counter Magician's Red and Joseph doesn't have the Hamon to critically injure any of them anymore. Wammu probably solos on his own. Round 2 would prove difficult due to Silver Chariot and Star Platinum's superior speed, but two of the Pillar Men can contend with those two whilst the doughnuts Kakyoin and helps turn the tide. Hell, Star Platinum's probably the only one physically able to put up a fight against them and that's not going to help when it quickly becomes 3 on 1.

Against DIO, it's a stomp when 3 on 1. DIO's time stops would be dangerous to deal with if used constantly to chip away at each of them, but once someone as smart as Kars figures out the trick and the other two follow, Esidisi has the range and Kars the speed to strike DIO after just coming out of time stop whilst Wammu takes the killing shot.

Given the location, I don't think it'd matter if it was night or day. Definitely not for Round 3, at least.

 

[Pocket-God]

Wow, I had a feeling that the pillar men would win but I didn't know they'd stomp. Do think they'd still win even if they were fighting all of their opponents from this match at the same time?

 

[Captain Cadaver]

Against all the Stardust Crusaders and DIO, they'd lose when assuming Stands = Hamon in terms of effectiveness. Star Platinum/The World could probably put up a decent fight against a Pillar Meng 1 on 1, whilst the rest can hold their own against the third for a while until the combined forces of Magician's Red's fire, Joseph's Hamon and Silver Chariot's pinpoint accuracy in striking the brain give them a win and allow them to assist Jotaro and DIO. Also, with DIO having allies, he'd be able to use his time stops quite tactically if everyone's aware of his ability.