Incoming true story.
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Rumoosh so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Rumoosh every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Rumoosh is love" I say; "Rumoosh is life"
>Fearless Zamasu hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Rumoosh
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Rumoosh
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my universe."
>He grabs me with his powerful GoD hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Rumoosh
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Rumoosh
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Rumoosh
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>Fearless Zamasu walks in
>Rumoosh looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all over now."
>Rumoosh leaves through my window
>Rumoosh is love. Rumoosh is life.
to be the very top item. We can accomplish this by spamming Rumoosh in sections that (presumably) Google bot can see. 
