TDKR Bane vs Michael Myers

[Southern Gothic]

Movie versions only. Who wins?

 

[Darker]

TDKR Bane is stronger, definetely, but he can't take down Michael, no matter how much he tries. He hits hard but it took a shitload of shotguns and rifles to knock out Michael for an hour at best. Michael will get back up, and rip that stupid mask off Bane's face.

 

[Southern Gothic]

Good fight either way? I agree he can't really kill Michael. But I sort of saw this fight with Bane holding out for a few rounds and doing that badass roundhouse spin punch.

:bordoga :bordoga :bordoga

 

[Nèro]

Bane due to having to take Batman to beat him.

 

[Pyro]

Myers crushes Bane's skull, or just snaps his spine.

 

[Southern Gothic]

What!? No way. Myers has been temporarily halted by both Paul Rudd and Busta Rhymes. He may win, but no way it goes down that quick!

 

[Pyro]

True, Myers doesn't exactly defend himself the best. That Busta Rhymes fight was offensive, but didn't Paul Rudd poison Myers before he actually was able to beat him down? I don't remember.

However, Myers did take out an entire police station, so that counts for something. I seriously doubt Bane could just waltz in on his own and do that.

 

[Southern Gothic]

Good point about the Police Station.

I think you're right about Paul Rudd. He injected him full of bleach or whatever cleaning chemicals were in the basement at that location. I think. I'm having trouble separating the Producer's Cut vs the Theatrical Cut at the moment. I think in the Producer's Cut they stopped MM with magical stones, but I don't recall if he and Tommy Doyle had that final confrontation in any way.

 

[Darker]

Wait how did the police station thing happen again? Michael is always a sneaky bastard, he stealth kills like a ninja, he's not like Jason who could bitchslap an entire SWAT team and go into the station and murder everyone without worrying, Michael cares about his personal safety, he's not a zombie. I assume that's how it went down, with him ninja'ing everybody.

I agree though, it would be a great fight. I don't think Michael could snap his neck though, Bane's clearly much tougher than your ordinary human, and MUCH stronger too. But he'd definetely find a way to kill him because he's Michael freaking Myers, The Boogeyman.

 

[Pyro]

Being a ninja or not, you can't take out an entire police station without some sort of retaliation. By the looks of the station, a fight did go down.

 

[Southern Gothic]

Yeah the Myers vs Police Station fight was entirely offscreen. The characters just basically walked in to see the aftermath. But it was clear that there was a full on fire fight. Not his usual method of destruction, I agree, but it happened.

 

[Darker]

Though I'm pretty sure Bane could do the same. Baleman could probably do that aswell, through sheer skill, and Bane's on par with him in that departmen, plus a lot stronger.

Bane's main weakness is his mask, once Michael breaks that, Bane's done for.

 

[Southern Gothic]

Well these are early 90's hillbilly cops, not really modern city officers with paramilitary training and all. Just some deputy sheriffs with guns..

And frankly most of them didn't seem in the best shape. 2

 

[Darker]

I think you meant 80s, not 90s.

 

[Southern Gothic]

Damn. Making myself feel younger than I should lol.

Anyway, what are you implying, that 80s cops are more skilled than 90s cops???

 

[Darker]

Maybe? I dunno

 

[Southern Gothic]

 

[Pyro]

What are we talking about in here now?