Turn yourself into a card

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It can be any kind of card (monster, spell, trap). If it's a monster, state the stats, the effect, or, if it's a normal monster, the
card text. If it's a spell/trap, tell what it does. Preferably, the turning into a card must be something symbolic of your personality.

 

[Doctor Havoc]

im a yugioh monster with a big dick and huge muscles

 

[Pyro]

Probably something with ridiculous ATK points and if it can't run over the opponent, it self-destructs.