What if Dragon Ball characters got a hold of a boomerang?

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Remember Ed Edd n' Eddy, and the episode "Hand Me Down Ed" where everyone's personalities ended up being polar opposites whenever they got a hold of a special boomerang. What if said boomerang made it into Dragon World? And what would people's personalities change?

Here's how I think everyone's personalities would change:

Goku - A pessimistic grump who is very uptight

Gohan - A selfish, entitled brat

Vegeta - A kind, compassionate and emotional man

Bulma - A low self-esteemed woman

Chi-Chi - A careless and cool-headed woman

Muten Roshi - A very naïve and prudish old man

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