What would Piccolo's job be?

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So far we've seen:

Tenshinhan/Chauzou - martial arts teacher
Goku - Farmeru
Gohan - Some scholar
Yamcha - Baseball player
Krillin - Police Officer

Some - like Vegeta - don't need one, but what would be the jobs of Piccolo, Yajirobe, Vegeta, Future Trunks, Main timeline Trunks, Goten or any of the other fighters, if they were to get a job?
 

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I think he'd be a pimp in a global prostitution ring.
 

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Can be non-fighters too.

Oolong would be probably be a pornstar or get a job in the female area of a hot spring.
 

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Didn’t he say he was going to live on the Lookout with Dende? That makes him the guardian of earths guardian I guess :troll2
 

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He's already employed as a personal babysitter as of Super (or as early as the Saiyan Arc, unofficially) :troll.

For the other fighters listed in the OP:

Yajirobe would probably take Senzu to sell them as a miracle food, pretty much destroying the protein industry.
Vegeta - Sushi chef maybe? :troll2
Goten/Trunks would at least work part-time as sword instructors going by DBO's lore post-Z, with Trunks also becoming president of Capsule Corp. according to GT. If we're specifically talking about their kid selves, the fastest delivery boys in the world.
Future Trunks would probably just do anything that'd stave off the crippling depression he'd probably have from all he's gone through.
 

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Piccolo: Babysitter.
Vegeta: Militarian.
Yadjirobe: Politician.
Future Trunks: Olympic fencer.
Trunks: Youtuber.
Goten: Bartender.
 

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Piccolo is on welfare with a disability. You should see the neck brace he wears with his case manager.
 

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theallpowerfulpuipui said:
Piccolo is on welfare with a disability. You should see the neck brace he wears with his case manager.

:autism can relate to that.
 
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