Which Character Has Eaten The Most Boogers?

Sovran Nila

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Throughout the entire franchise of Dragonball/Z, which character has eaten the most boogers?
 

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Depends on what you think of as a booger.

Cell absorbed people, but they were digested with enzymes, so should their boogers be included, or does it not count because the boogers were broken down?

Majin Buu turned people onto candy, which includes their boogers, but the boogers were in candy form at the time. Physically not boogers anymore but, philosophically still boogers?

Anyway, I've had to help raise kids and I'll tell you, without someone telling the kid not to eat boogers, kids will go out of their way to eat boogers. You'll wipe it off and tell them no and they'll struggle and whine and try to keep eating them. Grossest shit I've seen in person. Not my kids btw. So probably Bacterian, since his whole persona was to he deliberately gross.
 

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Depends on what you think of as a booger.

Cell absorbed people, but they were digested with enzymes, so should their boogers be included, or does it not count because the boogers were broken down?

Majin Buu turned people onto candy, which includes their boogers, but the boogers were in candy form at the time. Physically not boogers anymore but, philosophically still boogers?

Anyway, I've had to help raise kids and I'll tell you, without someone telling the kid not to eat boogers, kids will go out of their way to eat boogers. You'll wipe it off and tell them no and they'll struggle and whine and try to keep eating them. Grossest shit I've seen in person. Not my kids btw. So probably Bacterian, since his whole persona was to he deliberately gross.
Let's contemplate all scenarios, then!

How many theoretical boogers did Cell "eat?"

How many theoretical boogers did Buu "eat?"
 

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Depends on what you think of as a booger.

Cell absorbed people, but they were digested with enzymes, so should their boogers be included, or does it not count because the boogers were broken down?

Majin Buu turned people onto candy, which includes their boogers, but the boogers were in candy form at the time. Physically not boogers anymore but, philosophically still boogers?

Anyway, I've had to help raise kids and I'll tell you, without someone telling the kid not to eat boogers, kids will go out of their way to eat boogers. You'll wipe it off and tell them no and they'll struggle and whine and try to keep eating them. Grossest shit I've seen in person. Not my kids btw. So probably Bacterian, since his whole persona was to he deliberately gross.

Cell just sucked people's essence. Boogers are just dirt so I don't think they got juiced in. Boo transforms people into candy and most other stuff just magically vanishes away. I wouldn't say he's eating clothes. So I don't even think candy boogers exist and thus they're out.

Bacteria was also my first choice, followed by Goku. I'm 100% sure Goku ate boogers as a kid and probably still eats them as an adult.
 

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Let's contemplate all scenarios, then!

How many theoretical boogers did Cell "eat?"

How many theoretical boogers did Buu "eat?"
If the boogers are counted for absorption and candy, I'd say Buu ate more boogers. The city he ate could have been made of millions, while it's stated Cell absorbed over 100,000.
 

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If the boogers are counted for absorption and candy, I'd say Buu ate more boogers. The city he ate could have been made of millions, while it's stated Cell absorbed over 100,000.
Cell absorbed hundreds of thousands, so most likely between 200k and 900k
 

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