You have to play one Pokemon game for 4 hours per day, 365 days a year, for 5 years

[Warmmedown]

Which one?
No days off. The days would be even harder with one day off a year. If you don't do it, a Beedrill hatches inside you and flies out of you. Then a Zubat screams in your ear while a Magikarp splashes saltwater in your eyes. Then Farfetchd beats you with a leak.