You Run The Brock Lesnar Gauntlet

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Brock Lesnar vs You (Shotgun)

You will come equipped with a shotgun. The shotgun will be carried by your left arm, which will be leveled at your side. Lesnar is standing 6 inches from you and the fight begins after a countdown of 3.

Brock Lesnar vs You (Dual Wielding Pistols)

You will come equipped with two handguns. Lesnar will be standing 30 feet away. You will be pepper sprayed first and the fight starts after a countdown from 10.

Brock Lesnar vs You (Samaurai Sword)

You will come equipped with a Samaurai Sword, the sharpest sword in history. Lesnar will be standing 1 foot from you. Before the match begins, Lesnar gets to deliver one fully powered haymaker to the side of your head.

Brock Lesnar vs You (And 1 Friend)

Before the match begins, Brock Lesnar will be allowed to perform a tombstone on you, over solid concrete. Than the match begins. Fight!

Brock Lesnar vs You (In Prison)

You arrive to a jail Cell and find out that Brock Lesnar is your cell mate. The room is 6 by 10 feet, fight!

 

[Pyro]

The only one I could even feasibly win is the second round, and only because Lesnar isn't right in my face, so I have a few seconds to gather my bearings. Every other round I'm either already at a mega disadvantage, or I can't fight back fast enough to gain any advantage.