Ask Evil Vegeta

[Evil Vegeta]

No. Just kids with different women.

 

[Papasmurf]

Do you still pay child support

 

[Evil Vegeta]

Nah. The fucked up part is I just found out about her barely a yr ago. She's going steady with some guy she plans to marry and no longer lives in my city. Basically, she thought I should know about her existence, but outside of pics, doesn't want me in the girls life because it could ruin her future marriage and confuse her as well. The bf is the dad she knows, so I'm really just trying to stay out of it despite wanting to see her.

 

[Papasmurf]

Do you know her bf, or did she only mention him when you found out about the daughter

 

[Evil Vegeta]

I only found out about him well after the fact. Supposedly they were "on a break" for a long time. I just don't see the point in telling someone this when you don't want them around. It's stupid.

 

[kriss-]

What's the biggest you've ever had?

 

[Evil Vegeta]

None. Don't roll that way.

 

[kriss-]

What does 'roll' mean? :3

 

[Evil Vegeta]

It means I don't go that route.

 

[kriss-]

Like driving? :c

 

[Evil Vegeta]

Right. I'll go South on the pussy, though.

 

[kriss-]

What if it stinks?

 

[Evil Vegeta]

I would respect my tongue and not stick it in it. Luckily I've never had to smell some stink pussy as I was about to eat it. I fingered a girl before and smelled a terrible odor during the middle of it. She was sitting there moaning while I was thinking of a way to escape. Shit was...ugh.

 

[kriss-]

What would you do if she wanted money afterwards?

 

[Evil Vegeta]

I'd give her enough money to take an Uber home.

 

[kriss-]

What if she wanted you to bull rush her into bed as soon as she got home from work?

 

[Evil Vegeta]

I'd have no problem throwing her down and fucking her hard if that was what she wanted.

 

[kriss-]

What if you woke up beside another man after a hard night of drinking?

 

[Evil Vegeta]

Thankfully I don't drink.

But if this magically happened in an alternate universe where I was a heavy drinker, I'd jump out of a window.

 

[ahill1]

What's your favorite movie?