Ask Goku

[Keedounan]

Ho, ho, ho, so Gokū do you hate me? Do I make you wake up in a cold sweat every night from the nightmares I cursed you with after our battle on Namek? Do you secretly quake whenever you hear the name Lord Freeza?

No, why?
What?... We've never met. Me and Bulma are the only ones in my universe with a multiversal laptop from what I know...
No?... :|

(Is he trying to role-play as Frieza?...)

Indeed. With big emphasis on "trying", of course.

 

[Jeff Styles]

Is your father a brilliant scientist?

 

[Pocket-Gog~]

Ho, ho, ho, so Gokū do you hate me? Do I make you wake up in a cold sweat every night from the nightmares I cursed you with after our battle on Namek? Do you secretly quake whenever you hear the name Lord Freeza?

No, why?
What?... We've never met. Me and Bulma are the only ones in my universe with a multiversal laptop from what I know...
No?... :|

(Is he trying to role-play as Frieza?...)

NO! Anything you can do I can do better! If you have a multiverseal lap top I have one, and mines better! And we met on Namek, don't you remember!?! :evil:

Also, why are you spelling my name incorrectly? It's Freeza not Frieza.

 

[Son Gokū]

Is your father a brilliant scientist?

I don't know. :/

 

[Son Gokū]

Ho, ho, ho, so Gokū do you hate me? Do I make you wake up in a cold sweat every night from the nightmares I cursed you with after our battle on Namek? Do you secretly quake whenever you hear the name Lord Freeza?

No, why?
What?... We've never met. Me and Bulma are the only ones in my universe with a multiversal laptop from what I know...
No?... :|

(Is he trying to role-play as Frieza?...)

NO! Anything you can do I can do better! If you have a multiverseal lap top I have one, and mines better! And we met on Namek, don't you remember!?! :evil:

Also, why are you spelling my name incorrectly? It's Freeza not Frieza.

Huh?

I spelled it like that because it's the most popular English spelling.

 

[Jeff Styles]

Why does Broly hate you?

 

[Son Gokū]

Why does Broly hate you?

I don't know for real. I'm sure its more complicated than JUST crying though. :/

 

[jaiOtaku]

you eat so much but never get fat
do you poop 5 times a day?

 

[Son Gokū]

you eat so much but never get fat
do you poop 5 times a day?

Usually once or twice. Exercise is key.

 

[Mystic b4 He Got Laid]

you eat so much but never get fat
do you poop 5 times a day?

Usually once or twice. Exercise is key.

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[Jeff Styles]

Why did you bite Freeza's tail?

 

[Pocket-Gog~]

Do you prefer blow jobs, or hand jobs?

 

[Son Gokū]

Why did you bite Freeza's tail?

So I wouldn't die.

 

[Son Gokū]

Do you prefer blow jobs, or hand jobs?

"mouth present"

 

[Jeff Styles]

Why did you bite Freeza's tail, Boo's head, Bebi Vegeta's arm, and Beerus's tail, but not Cell? Is it because his skin color remind you of vegetables?

 

[Mystic b4 He Got Laid]

Frieza looks delicious, though Goku said that he smells.

 

[Son Gokū]

Why did you bite Freeza's tail, Boo's head, Bebi Vegeta's arm, and Beerus's tail, but not Cell? Is it because his skin color remind you of vegetables?

Cell would've seen it coming. XD

 

[Mystic b4 He Got Laid]

Do you ever eat the radishes you grow?

 

[Son Gokū]

Do you ever eat the radishes you grow?

I eat everything we grow. XD

 

[withheldforprivacy]

Do you ever eat the radishes you grow?

I eat everything we grow. XD

So, did you also eat the penis you used to grow as a child? Is that why you can't fuck Chichi?