Ask King Smurf

[Papasmurf]

He broke his shoulder a year ago and had to move in with our parents t get treatment. Since they'd just be paying rent for an empty apartment in the meanwhile, I'm using it free of charge

 

[ahill1]

How did you learn Japanese, Papa?

 

[Papasmurf]

My grandfather once lived in Japan and his native language is very close to Japanese grammatically, so that combined with anime-watching and some self-teaching has allowed me to understand it. I'm fluent in English and Korean.

 

[ahill1]

Cool. Is English your native language?

 

[Papasmurf]

Not really. I grew up in East Asia until I was 10, and spent a chunk of my teens there too. I live in the States though, and speak mainly English.

 

[ahill1]

I see. Was easy to learn English?

 

[Papasmurf]

I became fluent in about two years, and 2 or 3 years after that it became easier to speak English over my first language. I'm still fluent at both, but I'm told I sound more intelligent speaking English.

 

[ahill1]

It must be fun kmowing speak more than one language. I speak only Portuguese and just a little bit of English.

 

[ahill1]

Do you prefer Asian's or American's girls?

 

[Papasmurf]

Depends on the girl I guess, but on a whole, I don't think Asian girls are as hot as people make them out to be. A lot of the girls I crushed on were white, although there was some smoking hot black chick who inspected my apartment once (no innuendo intended)

 

[Southern Gothic]

If you were stuck on an island and could only bring one movie and one book each, what would they be?

 

[Papasmurf]

A porno movie and a photo album. Most novels/comics would lose their reread value with time.

 

[Southern Gothic]

Wow...really good answers, lol.

How about if you could bring only one kind of drink (besides water) to hypothetically last the rest of time there?

 

[Papasmurf]

I would think of a soda but that probably isn't too good for my teeth. I guess apple juice would do.

 

[ahill1]

Was it hard to learn how to read/write in English? I mean, the letters in Asian's countries are rather different from our ABCD...

 

[Papasmurf]

Was only hard for one or two years since I was young when I moved to America

 

[Boo Brand Milk]

How big's ya cock

 

[Papasmurf]

Yuge enough to make your ass leak with one thrust

 

[ahill1]

Was only hard for one or two years since I was young when I moved to America

I mean, learning to read a language with different latters kind of suck. You don't have to just know what the sentence means, but know how to read it. It's like learning to read all over again.

 

[Boo Brand Milk]

Yuge enough to make your ass leak with one thrust