Ask Scotty

[Scott]

Shoot

 

[Warmmedown]

Very green, slightly green, yellow, slightly browning or fully browned banana?
would you turn gay for Meryl Streep? She'll cook you broccoli pesto pasta.
Do you like painting?
Would you rather be run over by a talented 3yo human on a unicycle or have your foot ran over by a limousine? (apologies if you don't have legs or have leprosy)
would you rather bungee jump 10 times in a day or chop onions for three hours straight, with chilli powder on your hands?
would you rather wear the clothes of mizugaki in your sig or wear suge knight's clothes in your avatar?
Do you smoke?
Are you a dolphin? If yes, why aren't you swimming? If no, would you eat a dolphin?
Would you eat dauphinoise potatoes?
It took me 3 attempts to spell dauphinoise correctly, even tho I just gogoled it. Which of these would you choose to do within 3 attempts, for 5 trillion dollars (dropped on you from the international space station, with 5 minute warning):
1. Score using a free throw in basketball
2. Score a penalty kick against Tim Howard
3. Survive one minute against Jorge Masvidal (the version who fought Nate Diaz) without being KOed or submitted, in a boxing ring
4. Cook a souffle that rises
5. convince me bulma isn't useful hit a baseball pitched by the MLB pitcher of the worst MLB team
To your knowledge, can you ice skate?
Have you ever fallen down some stairs?
Is there an anime or tv show you like?
Why Suge Knight?
Why do you get banned everywhere else?
have you ever:
shot a gun
shot an arrow
eaten a mango
eaten a turtle
favourite pasta shape?

 

[Warmmedown]

oh yeh, you would rather have super, stamina and speed like 23rd Budokai Goku, using chloroplasts, or would you rather not be green?

Would you accept 500k dollars, $500k in yuan, $500k in yen, 500k in pounds, 500k combined in copper, gold and silver, if there was a slug chasing you for the rest of your life? If the slug touches you, you'll die in hospital. The slug starts 1000 miles away from you. It can swim, cross mountains or whatever terrain to reach you, but it moves at the speed of a slug. It can't be killed. It can knock on doors. It can even open doors and any locks, at the speed of a slug.

 

[Scott]

Very green, slightly green, yellow, slightly browning or fully browned banana?

Yellow. Slightly brown is fine as long as the banana doesn't have blemishes.

would you turn gay for Meryl Streep? She'll cook you broccoli pesto pasta.

Wat

Do you like painting?

Sure

Would you rather be run over by a talented 3yo human on a unicycle or have your foot ran over by a limousine? (apologies if you don't have legs or have leprosy)

Unicycle sounds less painful so that

would you rather bungee jump 10 times in a day or chop onions for three hours straight, with chilli powder on your hands?

These questions are retarded

Probably chop onions

would you rather wear the clothes of mizugaki in your sig or wear suge knight's clothes in your avatar?

Suge's

Do you smoke?

Nah

Are you a dolphin? If yes, why aren't you swimming? If no, would you eat a dolphin?

No and no

Would you eat dauphinoise potatoes?

dunno

It took me 3 attempts to spell dauphinoise correctly, even tho I just gogoled it. Which of these would you choose to do within 3 attempts, for 5 trillion dollars (dropped on you from the international space station, with 5 minute warning):
1. Score using a free throw in basketball
2. Score a penalty kick against Tim Howard
3. Survive one minute against Jorge Masvidal (the version who fought Nate Diaz) without being KOed or submitted, in a boxing ring
4. Cook a souffle that rises
5. convince me bulma isn't useful hit a baseball pitched by the MLB pitcher of the worst MLB team

i guess free throw

To your knowledge, can you ice skate?

no

Have you ever fallen down some stairs?

yes

Is there an anime or tv show you like?

hard to say. i can be entertained by a lot of things but i wouldn't say i like them or consider them to be good

so probably not lol

Why Suge Knight?

i thought the pic looked funny

Why do you get banned everywhere else?

incel mods

have you ever:
shot a gun
shot an arrow
eaten a mango
eaten a turtle

eaten a mango

maybe i'll learn to shoot guns so i can be like luigi mangione AY JK LMAO

favourite pasta shape?

dunno, as long as it tastes good the shape shouldn't matter. i generally prefer short over long pasta though

 

[Warmmedown]

Warmmedown said:
Why do you get banned everywhere else?

incel mods

pressing x to doubt. Probs the same trolling, soulless flaming, slurs and attempts to spread negativity as in your 12 months on here, across threads and profile posts. Aside from yoshi and kenshi, I've never heard of someone getting banned from multiple sites so much. At some point it makes sense to look in the mirror. Your name exploration threads are interesting, I'll give you that.

hard to say. i can be entertained by a lot of things but i wouldn't say i like them or consider them to be good

sounds like a miserable way to choose to think.

I suppose I should ask a q.
What are your values?
Do you like anything in life? Did you ever before?

 

[Scott]

Aside from yoshi and kenshi, I've never heard of someone getting banned from multiple sites so much

I haven't been banned anywhere near as often as Yoshi lol. Dunno how many times Kenshi has gotten banned, but at least I'm not in my mid 30s like he is.

Only sites I regularly posted on that I've been permanently banned from are GameFAQs and Fanverse (I posted semiregularly on Fanverse). Contrary to popular belief, I never went around making a bunch of alts on any site. I do have a few banned Reddit accounts, but not many. I was banned from MyAnimeList for a few days at most before it was reversed. I've had multiple temporary bans from Neoseeker, too, but that's only because SgtMartin is a faggot.

sounds like a miserable way to choose to think.

Nah, it's called having standards. If I want to turn my brain off and enjoy something, I will and a part of me might like it. But at the end of the day, I still realize what I'm watching is crap. Whereas you actually think the bullshit you're watching is good. Confusing mindless entertainment with quality sounds pretty miserable if you ask me.

What are your values?

Hmmm, not thinking garbage is good is one.

Do you like anything in life? Did you ever before?

Of course, to varying degrees. But a lot of things in life are bullshit when you really get down to it. When it comes to fiction, I'd rather just make my own at this point.

 

[Sovran Nila]

Is your name actually Scotty?
In which country do you live?
Do you like being a Zetatard?
How tall are you?
Favorite DBZ character?
Do you currently train?
Favorite food?
Favorite beverage?

 

[Scott]

Is your name actually Scotty?

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Yes.

No.

In which country do you live?

Amedica

Do you like being a Zetatard?

No

How tall are you?

Below the US average

Favorite DBZ character?

None

Do you currently train?

No

Favorite food?

None

Favorite beverage?

None