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How far from manhattan are you?
 

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Super Saiyan said:
How far from manhattan are you?

15 miles or something I think? I know the last stop in the 5 train
(NYC subway, though this stop like many in the Bronx is above ground) practically borders my 'city,' but we have another commuter rail (Metro North) which my wife uses every day. My job is upstate so I drive, though the commuter rail goes there too.
 

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How far of a drive is your job? How often do you travel to Manhattan? That’s the area of NYC I’m most familiar with. I bought a fake Rolex in Chinatown tho. :king
 

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Drive is 30 miles upstate closer to where I grew up. I don't bother with Manhattan too often, I end up there four times a year usually to take Civil Service tests or to hang out. If I get the promotion I'm hoping for I may work there.

Manhattan is so fucking expensive so I avoid it like the plague. What I like doing there the most is buying a $2 slurpee and walking for like 45 minutes and watch the neighborhood change. When it snows it's a lovely sight.
 

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Have you been in the Empire State Building?

Where were you 9/11/2001?
 

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Never the Empire State Building but I went to the original world trade center before Micropenis blew it up. Haven't went to the new one yet.

I was in high school during 9/11, heard the tower collapse live as kids had radios on and teachers barely kept order. That was a really fucked up day, I never want to live through that again.
 

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Marriage:
- Do not relinquish your high standards, even if this means you never get laid.
- Always look for a strong work ethic. The pussy or D gets boring after a while. See how quick your common interests dissipate after enough disagreements and time. A spouse cannot always cook, clean, or outearn you, but if she is a team player at least you'll tolerate each other during the bad times. Brought home dinner? She cleans it up. She ironed your outfit? Start her car. It's not about who helps more, or wins, marriage is a team game.
- Don't get in arguments about weight. If she doesn't care about her own health/shape she especially doesn't care about what you think. If she or you for that matter stay in shape during the marriage it isn't to make the spouse happy, it's for oneself.
- If she doesn't respect you now, she'll never respect you. Visa versa.
- it is okay to have different values, being completely different (in culture, upbringing, chiefly values) ensures you will be swimming upstream your whole life. It's okay to be atheist while she goes to church, or be a Republican when she's a Democrat. But if you simply don't agree with a lot of shit you won't tolerate each other in the long run. Again, the pussy gets boring and she surely can't stand your D anymore.
- Communicate, don't lie. Once deception begins no one ever trusts the other again.
- Lay the ground rules quick, if she's punishing you for some shit an ex once did or something trivial her girlfriends got in her ear about just tell her you won't tolerate it. If you don't suck at sex she'll be back. Or if it's a non-negotiable disagreement, it wasn't meant to be.
- Compromise about small things. But big picture things like money, purchases, and what to do with the children make sure you have an endgame. There's always a point where you can't compromise.
- Marriages last for 3 reasons
1. You guys make a great team
2. Both of you drank the koolaid
3. There is too much to lose by terminating the marriage

Kids:
- the older they get the harder it can be, the more children learn the more they know how to resist you. (Whether it be good ie independence or bad ie make a decision that will result in discipline)
- All parenting advise you get is bad, only you'll know what's truly going on, if you're paying attention. Most advice is projection.
- all children respond to different types of discipline. If you can reason with a child, corporal punishment is unnecessary. Don't judge parents who have little choice but to use it.
- There is no such thing as a good parent. No matter what you are going to fuck up. Bad parenting is easy, as many are negligent and lazy. Sometimes they have naturally good children, and the bad parenting doesn't become apparent until the kids become teenagers.
- don't force your child to be someone they're not, otherwise your child will act out to be the way one is one way or another.
- Children will think you are invincible, faultless. They don't care if you're sick, having a bad day, their expectations upon you are immense. Time to be a man. You'll show up to work on 45 minutes sleep some days. And not the Fortnite kind, you'll not even remember how you drove there.

There's my bitter/jaded/tired advice for now. Feel free to ask more specific questions.
 

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I am an ideological anarchist because it is the only way for a person to be truly free. All forms of government and economic systems will act as an impediment to a person's freedom.

However, anarchy works in the same planet the communism does. Most people do not want their freedom, those who do likely can't handle their freedom.

In the end pragmatism rules the day. Not every culture can embrace Capitalism and few can make Socialism work. In the end of the day if it fucking works I'll live with it, but not because i like it. It's like a job, it's going to suck no matter what so instead of trying to make a dream job just make your job suck as little as possible. In the end you mostly go where the money and time off is.
 

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I demand that you start a religion where I am the central Godly figure.
 

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Ultimate Cell said:
Hows your relation with your in laws?

It's good, though I'm sure the crowd in Queens talks behind my back. I mean if I know the problems with people's sex lives my wife's friends ought to have some dirt on me.
 

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Did you ever get Chicken Pox? And if you got them, were you TheallpowerfulPoxPox?
 

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Got them when I was 4. Meaning George Bush was president, the other George Bush. Those things itched like a mother fucker. Nothing worked. Thank God vaccines exist for it now.

I was definitely no God. :donovan2
 

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