Baby Goku's pod had landed on a Disney version of Earth

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Let's say that the Earth in DB is replaced by the Earth from some Disney movie. The Namek cataclysm never happens, so no Kami comes to Earth. The rest of DB universe (Namek, Freeza, Saiyans, gods, afterlife) remains the same, but the Earth is a version of Earth from some Disney movie and this is where Goku arrives as a baby. Choose the movie, the time when Goku arrives (it can be anytime before, after or during the movie's events) and tell how the story continues.

 

[Captain Cadaver]

- Goku isn't aggressive as a boy. He's basically just his Minus self.
- He's found by Gohan but isn't secluded enough from the wilderness to be complete naive, since no Disney protagonist is.
- He grows up to become pretty boy Chadku and marries a hot and submissive Princess Chichi.
- He will defeat Freeza purely by being destined to and activated SSJ when they meet. Also, he is the main obstacle, so Vegeta and the rest are made irrelevant.
- Most of the threats such as the RRA get cut because Disney movies can only have one big bad, unless the RRA are reduced to cameo fodder.
- A lot of time is spent with songs about Goku wanting to know where he's really from, Vegeta lamenting he'll never beat Freeza and Freeza gloating on his own power.
- Anything after Freeza doesn't matter, since once the main threat is dealt with it's as good as over. Cell, Boo and Super are relegated to shitty straight to dvd sequels.
- Doesn't matter which Disney era/timeline he landed on, since the main plot outline is always the same.

 

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Gohan, Chichi etc do not exist. I told you this is the Earth from some Disney movie.