Goku (heart virus) and Vegeta (AIDS) vs Piccolo (common cold)

[Warmmedown]

who wins

edit: damn it would be sad if Vegeta had aids. Make it Gero instead.

 

[MikaelHarding]

Vegeta

 

[SIAD]

I have no choice but to agree with @MikaelHarding, what a way to be right.

 

[Hector]

I think Goku's heart virus was an STD he got from some hot alien on Yardrat.