Tiger vs Brock Lesnar

[Fantastische Hure]

Spoiler

 

[Warmmedown]

Fisher Tiger has better power scaling
brock has no scales

brock has haki or echolocation or something tho

 

[Fantastische Hure]

OK to make this more fair. Lesnar gets medieval knight armour.

 

[Warmmedown]

Brock makes 700 fish fingers

 

[Fantastische Hure]

I think Tiger defeats him with utter ease, but then again this was a joke thread.

 

[Warmmedown]

You've obviously never read the pokemon manga

 

[Hector]

If the tiger leaps onto him, I don't think he will be able to endure 150-200 kgs of muscle hitting him at such velocity. But if he avoids the initial attack and then somehow gets on the back of the tiger, maybe he can choke it or something.

 

[Fantastische Hure]

If the tiger leaps onto him, I don't think he will be able to endure 150-200 kgs of muscle hitting him at such velocity. But if he avoids the initial attack and then somehow gets on the back of the tiger, maybe he can choke it or something.

Tigers have huge necks IIRC.

 

[Hector]

Tigers have huge necks IIRC.

Still, if he could get on top of it, he could strike it on some pressure point. Don't tigers have any weak spots?

 

[Fantastische Hure]

Still, if he could get on top of it, he could strike it on some pressure point. Don't tigers have any weak spots?

Not really. Maybe something disgusting like eyes or tongue. Ewwww.

 

[Hector]

Not really. Maybe something disgusting like eyes or tongue. Ewwww.

Not even their throats are weak spots?

 

[Fantastische Hure]

Well maybe Lesnar could do the stick his arm for gag reflex thing, but wouldn't that mean his arm could get ripped-off?

 

[Hector]

Well maybe Lesnar could do the stick his arm for gag reflex thing, but wouldn't that mean his arm could get ripped-off?

I don't get it.

 

[Fantastische Hure]

I don't get it.

Stick his arm into its throat.

 

[Hector]

Stick his arm into its throat.

I mean strike it in the throat.

 

[Fantastische Hure]

I mean strike it in the throat.

Maybe that could work, but he’d have to be fast if he’d still like to have his arm. I doubt he could be that fast though.

 

[Hector]

Maybe that could work, but he’d have to be fast if he’d still like to have his arm. I doubt he could be that fast though.

I don't mean put his arm in the tiger's mouth. I mean strike the tiger in the throat.

 

[Fantastische Hure]

Could it be that easy? I don’t know if that’d be very effective. Maybe.

 

[Warmmedown]

This topic got too real

RIP Brock. You didn't get the life you deserved.

 

[Fantastische Hure]

So Lazer doesn’t stand a chance at all (in your opinion)?