Who taught Goku how to read?

[GreatSaiyaman123]

Holy fuck just let the hypothetical guy live his hypothetical life in peace damn.

 

[ahill1]

No, but it would suck once he met Bulma and ended up in the city. Take the uncontacted Amazonians and stick them in your city, see how they enjoy it.
What would he do for a living? Eat bugs? Who would employ a guy with a PL of 5, who never talked to humans and has no useful skills? Who would socialise with such a weirdo? It would be like aspergers but 5x worse.
If you have a kid go ahead and send them to the woods. Social services will throw your ass in jail.

He'd just go back to living in the mountains, duh