10-inch diameter constipation turd vs. 30 ounces of fresh urine

[Pyro]

Battle location is an empty toilet bowl that cannot flush. The turd wins if it can absorb all the urine or survive a week submerged in the urine without dissolving. Urine wins if it can dissolve the turd within a week.

 

[Yoshi]

Depends entirely on how much turd and urine there is respectively.

 

[Pyro]

10 inches in diameter for the turd. Pure turd loaf through and through. 20 liquid ounces of urine, dark yellow in coloration.

 

[Yoshi]

The urine wins. Because 20 is a larger number than 10.

 

[Pyro]

But the turd is dense as hell.

 

[Symbiote]

Is the urine from the first piss you take after a heavy night of drinking? I’m pretty convinced this will work in the urines favor.