Ask King Smurf

[Papasmurf]

P in his 2 most recent threads VS sei'taer whenever anything relating to feminism is discussed - Who is the bigger lolcow?

I don't remember P's recent threads as of the time you were writing this so I'd go with Moooooo by default. P wins if his discord shenanigans are taken into account tho.

What are you working on right now?

Finding the right timing to get revenge on someone, not much else.

 

[Let's Go Fearless!]

Favorite DB forum? Be honest about your answer.

 

[Papasmurf]

Zeta since it's the only one I go on.

MFG if its heyday in 2006~2008 were to count though.

 

[Papasmurf]

Arby's or KFC?

KFC since I hardly ever go to Arby's

You ever graffiti in a public bathroom? In your own bathroom?

Never, because then I'd have to kill whoever bears witness to the act.

You ever sneaked a hotdog into the cinema in your pants, but then just left it there because you couldn't find an opportunity to take it out discretely?

Scrotal musk isn't my favorite flavor so no.

You ever got "tea drunk"?

It's kept me up at night when I drank tea with high caffeine, that's about it.

Did Kim Jong Un opening up inspire you to study again?

Nah

 

[Void]

Tits or ass?

 

[Papasmurf]

Tits all the way, although fake tits are a turn-off.

 

[Boo Brand Milk]

Have a job yet?

 

[Warmmedown]

Did you get revenge yet? Do/will they know what you're taking revenge for?

Can you play an instrument?

Last thing you ate that you'd never eaten prior to that?

 

[Papasmurf]

Did you get revenge yet? Do/will they know what you're taking revenge for?

My revenge will involve wrecking this faggot's car, so I'll only let him have a hunch that it was me but not leave any proof that it was me.

Can you play an instrument?

Presently, no. I've forgotten all of my music lessons from childhood.

Last thing you ate that you'd never eaten prior to that time?

Don't know how to answer that. It's been a long ass time since I've eaten something new.

Have a job yet?

No, I quit my job a month ago.

 

[Warmmedown]

What instruments did you play? Did you ever like it at the time? Do you think you ever want to take an instrument up again?

What did the person with the soon to be damaged car do?

I often get some random cheap thing I never had before from the supermarket (for less than £1, normally). Makes life 3% less mundane.

What did you like and dislike about the job you left? You gonna look for something else?

 

[Papasmurf]

What instruments did you play? Did you ever like it at the time? Do you think you ever want to take an instrument up again?

Played the flute. Don't think I have the time, need or drive to learn another instrument.

What did the person with the soon to be damaged car do?

Took my car for a joyride without my permission, stole my phone and probably sold it off, then tried to write it off as just losing my phone and spilled shit on my car seat. Then tried to threaten me for money. I'm going to cost him big for that.

What did you like and dislike about the job you left? You gonna look for something else?

I disliked that it was repetitive and required me to stand around for 6 hours a day applying price tags, plus they never taught me anything that'd be valuable in future work. I liked that my manager wasn't on my ass too much as I was relatively off his radar until I quit.

Don't think I'll look for work until April or so.

 

[Warmmedown]

Holy shit that's pretty crazy. Had you known this person for a while?

You played any video games recently?

 

[Papasmurf]

I left my gaming systems in the US while I'm currently overseas, so I've only been playing some GBA emulator ROMs as of late.

I knew the faggot for about a year and a half.

 

[Warmmedown]

You ever played Ace Attorney?

You on holiday? Or with your family?

You still got long hair? Did you have a bad awkward stage growing it out?

 

[Papasmurf]

Nah, haven't played Ace Attorney.

I'm with family right now, on a trip for a few months. Wouldn't exactly call it a holiday since I'm still doing online classes and shit.

I cut my hair ages ago. It's more or less a slightly grown version of a crew cut right now.

 

[SSJ2]

When do you return to USA?

 

[Papasmurf]

In early April.

 

[SSJ2]

Where do you work out when you're back at home? Gym or just body weight exercise at home?

 

[Papasmurf]

I currently reside in a large apartment complex, and there's a gym on the 2nd floor.

 

[SSJ2]

You reading/watching anything rn?