Ask Pocket-God

[Pocket-God]

Okay I'll answer the question since you seem so bored.

Burgers + fries
Pizza
Mash potatoes + Meat like pork chops or steak or chicken or whatever

If Pizza doesn't count then move Mash potatoes to second place and put spaghetti bolognese in third.

Now you have to ask me at least another dozen questions

 

[SSJ2]

You have $3 to spend at the dollar store, what 3 things do you buy?

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?

If you could only ride a unicycle or use stilts to commute, which would you choose?

What’s the funniest prank you’ve ever pulled on someone?

If you were a man for a day, what would you do?

What was your most embarrassing moment ever?

Do you believe in ghosts?

What is the most exotic food you’ve ever tried?

Have you ever found a pizza delivery guy attractive?

If you could punch one person in the face right now, who would it be?

What emotion do you feel when you think about clowns?

Do you think bald is sexy?

 

[Pocket-God]

You actually asked me a dozen questions

You have $3 to spend at the dollar store, what 3 things do you buy?

Dunno tbh, whatever things happen to seem interesting to me at the time.

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?

I don't feel guilty about anything that brings me pleasure

If you could only ride a unicycle or use stilts to commute, which would you choose?

Depends on how tall the stilts are but I think I'd probably go with a unicycle regardless.

What’s the funniest prank you’ve ever pulled on someone?

I'll uhh get back to you on this one, maybe.

If you were a man for a day, what would you do?

your mom.

What was your most embarrassing moment ever?

I literally never get embarrassed, I mean one time my buddy pulled my pants down in public while I was going commando and I had zero fucks to give.

Do you believe in ghosts?

Nope.

What is the most exotic food you’ve ever tried?

I don't think anything I've ever eaten could be counted as exotic, I tend to stay away from that kind of stuff. I prefer basic stuff anyway.

Have you ever found a pizza delivery guy attractive?

Not totally sure, I don't think so though. Perhaps once but I guess he wasn't attractive enough to be worth remembering

If you could punch one person in the face right now, who would it be?

Pakl, definitely.

What emotion do you feel when you think about clowns?

Nothing in particular, unless the clown in question is Ronald Mcdonald, then I get hungry but I don't think that's an emotion.

Do you think bald is sexy?

Usually no, but there are exceptions

 

[SSJ2]

Saying you don't find bald people sexy is racist to cancer patients.

 

[Pocket-God]

Since when is cancer patient a race?

 

[Jeff Styles]

Do you play video games?

 

[Pocket-God]

Do you play video games?

I think this is the 3rd time you've asked me this question
And yes, of course I do.

 

[SSJ2]

Since when is cancer patient a race?

Now you're discriminating against them.

 

[Papasmurf]

What would you do if you had man boobs larger than 's

 

[Pocket-God]

Become a character in Queen's blade, the only show where the character's boobs could rival mine in size.

 

[SSJ2]

Why aren't you jacked?

 

[Pocket-God]

Because I don't want to be?

 

[SSJ2]

That wasn't one of the options I gave you?

 

[SSJ2]

Would you accept dying in this way?

 

[Pocket-God]

Getting suffocated to death by a bunch of naked women?

Yeah sure.

 

[Jeff Styles]

So, how are you?

 

[Pocket-God]

Goorate quest-chan meight

I'm okey dokey

 

[SSJ2]

Are you a boss?

 

[Pocket-God]

Definitely not.

 

[SSJ2]