Ask Yoshi Anything

[Yoshi]

My mother, my detective, and I called him over the phone while it was being recorded. I asked him to remember what he did to me and he never confessed, so he was never put in jail. In fact, he’s already married to a woman as of October of last year.

 

[Papasmurf]

I thought the midget was gay? Was he really bisexual?

 

[Yoshi]

Apparently. LOL. Either that, or he’s just using his wife for appearances only.

Also, he had arrest history over sexually assaulting a teenage girl while he was a teenager himself.

 

[Papasmurf]

I think you should have been more clever about getting him to confess. Like, ask him to meet you in person while wearing a wire and say that you forgave him for taping you and all that stuff, then buy him dinner or something. The rape charge wouldn't hold up in court since you were over 18 at the time iirc, but it's easier to get someone to talk about criminal activity if you pretend to be cool with it and act casual and butter him up. He probably wouldn't suspect you'd have thought all that through due to your autism either, and telling him your newfound faith taught you to forgive would make it more believable.

 

[Papasmurf]

At least, that's what I would've given you as advice if I were your detective. What do you think?

 

[Yoshi]

I agree, but since he lived in New York, we would have to time it to where he visited Texas again. My father thought of this idea too before we even went to the police to inform them of what he did.

 

[Papasmurf]

I feel sorry for his wife that married a guy who has sex with men lol.

 

[Yoshi]

I feel sorry for his wife that married a guy who has sex with men lol.

Just imagine them having kids together lmao.

 

[Lilith (DanielSan)]

Hiya Yoshi, what have ya been eating recently?

 

[Yoshi]

That’s a good question. I occasionally eat Asian food, I haven’t been eating as many microwave ready meals lately, and I almost always avoid soft drinks and sweets. I still think I need to control my portion sizes better, but I have gotten better since I started dieting.

 

[Yoshi]

Anymore questions?

 

[Papasmurf]

If you had to do another DB forum insanity power chain, what would it look like?

 

[Yoshi]

Withheld > CatouttaHell >>>>> Scotty > Kenshi > Saiyan Paladin >>> Mishimi > Mystic > Victorious > Captain Cadaver > Tapion >>> SSJ2 > Pyro > Yoshi > p123 > Nila

 

[Papasmurf]

Can you read my fanfic tonight?

 

[Sovran Nila]

Are you still going to the YMCA?