What animal or item should become a pokemon next?

[Warmmedown]

Magnets, lions, trash heaps, dragons, crocodiles, snowflakes, carp, elephants, boulders - we've been blessed with them all in cuddly pokemon form. But what should we have in the next gen that we've not seen?

Maybe a bicycle pokemon? It chases you when you ride your bicycle, triggering a high speed battle. In this battle, the agility and accuracy stats matter more than usual. The bicycle pokemon has poor defence, but is hard to hit or get with a pokeball. There's only one. You can catch it more easily by acquiring the rock trap HM - where it puts rocks on the ground - which trips up the bicylmon and lowers its HP and agility. If you defeat it it revives eventually. Then it can evolve into a motorcycle pokemon if you level it up, which has lower agility but still very high, better speed and can pack a punch. It has good defence too, but there's a 5% chance it'll instantly faint due to blowing up and a 5% chance it'll get a flat tyre when attacked, lowering all its stats except defence and HP.

Another can be a desk pokemon (yes I just glanced at my desk).

A TV pokemon.

A bowl pokemon. A fork pokemon and a spork pokemon. You start with a base cutlery catalogue pokemon, which similar to Eevee can evolve to be a fork, chopsticks, spoon or knife. Spoon and fork both evolve to spork.

 

[Warmmedown]

WRONG SECTION

forum mod pokemon. It can move threads. Super effective against the new t-shirt, yarn and dress cardigan pokemon.

 

[SSJ2]

A baseball bat that thug trainers can use to beat people up with.

 

[theallpowerfulpuipui]

An influencer pokemon. It has tons of HP, rests, recovers, and does nothing redeeming in particular. You have to trade it in to do the get the Job sidequest.

 

[Warmmedown]

Lmao

The bat could let one gym leader have 7 pokemon im their team.

Wb a computer pokemon. A plotline is you deposit your pokemon in the PC and then it runs away to team rocket and you have to get it back, but you only have one pokemon with you.
A pokeball pokemon. You throw the master ball at mewtwo, celebrate when it's caught, but then it runs away. Then it gets run over by a car and you cry.