What If All Of The Main Protagonists Were Female?

[Hector]

PART 33​

Everybody's gobsmacked, since Buu is not what they expected.
In the meantime, Kibito has healed himself, his master, Piccolo, and the humans. Kaioshin yells that they must all get out of here. The Saiyans are like, "Forget it."
Buu ignores Babidi's orders. Dabura and Bojack try to get his attention by insulting him. Buu gets mad. His power increases, and he attacks Bojack, whom he kills after a short battle.
That makes Dabura realize that creature cannot be controlled, and he advises his master to seal him back. Of course, Babidi refuses.
Dabura decides to join forces with the Z-Fighters, having sensed how dangerous Buu is for the universe. As a gesture of good will, he grabs Gohan, whom I remind you he turned into stone earlier. Everybody (the Saiyans, Piccolo, the humans, Zangya, the kids, Kibito, and Dabura) gather around Kaioshin, who teleports away.
Everybody except Flora. The Saiyaness goes like, "Leave without me. I'll solve myself the problem I created." When the others leave, Flora gets Buu's attention and attacks with Final Atonement, which kills her. Of course, Buu regenerates with no problems.
The group goes to Dende's Lookout to plan their next move. Everybody is healed. Dabura says he would gladly turn Gohan back to normal if he could, but the only way for that to happen is for Dabura to die. Most of the people around are angry at the Demon King, but Pot, who holds no grudges, suggests they turn Gohan back to normal with the Dragon Balls later.
The main problem now is: How will they defeat Buu?
Pot talks to them about fusion. Unfortunately, she has to return to the Other World soon. And she doesn't feel it'd be right to interfere with the matters of the mortals anyway. Beetroot and Bull are nowhere near Goten's level, so a fusion between kids is out of the question.
Meanwhile, Buu and Babidi are going on a rampage around the planet, looking for Kaioshin and the others.
Is there any way for the heroes to defeat Buu? We'll see.

 

[Hector]

PART 34​

At Dende's Lookout, the main characters have also brought their loved ones there.
When Videl sees Gohan turned to stone, she has an emotional outburst. The others try to calm her down, reminding her she's pregnant and she must be careful so she doesn't have a miscarriage.
For the first time in her life, Videl realizes Gohan is her only true love. In the meantime, Seventeen (I remind you he's the father of her child) has once again apologized to her. Being too depressed to stay mad at him, Videl hugs him and tells him she'll always love him as a friend. Mr Satan decides to forgive him too, for the sake of his daughter, though himself he's still angry with him.
The Z-Fighters must gather the Dragon Balls to turn Gohan back into flesh. Then Kaioshin and Kibito will take him to Kais' Planet so he can try the Z-Sword challenge. For good measure, Beetroot will go into the Spirit Room with Piccolo in the meantime so he can train and unlock his SSJ form (and hopefully even higher forms). After all, if everything else fails, Beetroot will be the Earth's last hope as the new generation. Unfortunately, Goten can't go in the Spirit Room, since, like his mother, he's dead and has to return to the Otherworld within 24 hours.
Babidi sends a telepathic message to everyone on Earth and threatens he and Buu will just go around destroying stuff until Kaioshin, the Z-Fighters, and "that traitor, Dabura" show up.
And so, as the Z-Fighters collect the Dragon Balls and Piccolo/Beetroot train in the Spirit Room, Babidi and Buu are wreaking havoc on Earth.
When the Dragon Balls are collected, the first wish is used to turn Gohan back into flesh. Then Gohan follows Kaioshin and Kibito to their planet to train. The second wish is reserved for later, so the Dragon Balls will be inactive for 4 months.
Will either Beetroot or Gohan become strong enough to beat Buu? Stay tuned.

 

[Father]

TLDR your fanfic fanbuddy
Stick to your candies huehuehuehue

 

[Hector]

PART 35​

Pot and Goten have to return to the Otherworld. Since Pot has neither SSJ3 nor Instant Transmission, she's not as bold as Goku was at this point, so she doesn't go to negotiate with Babidi and Buu, who continue doing as they please.
Over the following 1-2 days, Beetroot trains in the ROSAT, first with Piccolo, then with Dabura. He bonds with both of them, seeing in them the father he never had. He achieves SSJ, but fails to master it, since he's still too young and doesn't have Present Trunks's potential. In any case, after 2 years in the ROSAT, he has grown to puberty, so when he comes out, he views women in a different way and starts hitting on Videl. That results in plenty of ecchi scenes, with Videl slapping him.
Meanwhile, during the same 2-day period, Krillin and Zangya get to know each other and come closer.
On Kais' Planet, Gohan has finished his training with the Z-Sword. Since Pot doesn't have Instant Transmission, she doesn't interfere with the training, so the Z-Sword doesn't break and Old Kai's existence is never revealed.
Having increased his power as SSJ2 thanks to the sword, and believing he's reached his limits, Gohan is sent back to Earth to try his luck against Buu again. Dabura will help too. Zangya wants to join the fight as well, claiming her Psycho Thread attack might be useful. Krillin wishes her good luck, and the two of them have their first kiss.
Beetroot wants to fight too, but the adults tell him that, though he's grown stronger, he'll be of no help against Buu.
And so, the fight for the fate of the Earth, and maybe of the galaxy as well, is about to begin. Stay tuned.

 

[Hector]

PART 36​

Gohan, Dabura, and Zangya go to fight Buu. Babidi orders him to slaughter them, but Buu doesn't listen at first. Those are the first signs of his disobedience.
Nevertheless, Buu eventually decides to fight them, just for the fun of it. Neither Gohan's increased power nor Zangya's and Dabura's special abilities can give the djinn a really hard time.
The others are watching the fight from Dende's Lookout. Because of her agony, Videl has a miscarriage and loses her baby.
Beetroot wants to intervene. The others try to talk him out of it, but he won't listen. Piccolo tries to stop him and knock him unconscious if there's no other way. But Beetroot transforms into Super Saiyan and flies away before anyone can stop him.
When he arrives at the battlefield, the Z-Fighters yell at him to go away. Beetroot goes like, "No, I've just started hitting puberty, and I won't just sit and die without having ever had sex!"
That gets Buu's attention. He asks Beetroot what sex is, and Beetroot starts telling him porn stories. Everybody is flabbergasted.
Buu seems interested in that porn stuff and decides to stop destroying and killing; he has decided that watching porn is more interesting.
Babidi threatens to seal him back into the ball if he "keeps up this nonsense." Buu gets angry and kills him, the same way he killed him in cannon.
And so, now that Buu is no longer dangerous, peace is restored. Flora, Pot, and Goten remain dead forever.
A few months later, the damage is fixed with the Dragon Balls, and Buu is erased from the earthlings' memories. The baby Videl lost is not brought back; they decided to exclude it from the wish. Everybody agrees it's better that way. There are also some bad jokes among the group about whether that's technically considered an abortion or not.
Over the following years, everybody enjoys peace in their own way.
Gohan and Videl date and have a great time as a couple. Videl is occasionally harassed by Beetroot, and soon by her stepbrother, Bull, who has hit puberty too. That results in plenty of ecchi scenes with Videl beating the two boys up every time they try to fondle her. Bulma, whose body has also hit puberty, is jealous because of Beetroot's sexual interest toward Videl, and that makes the situation even funnier. It is obvious, though, that when they grow up, Beetroot and Bulma will end up together.
Yamcha and Eighteen are happy too. Seventeen pursues his dream to become a park ranger, as in Dragon Ball Super.
Buu is now part of Hercules's household. He spends most of his time watching porn. Also he starts working out to get a better looking body that'll make him more attractive to human women. And if that doesn't work, he can always create a female djinn for himself.
Krillin and Zangya are also happy as a couple. Zangya gets pregnant at some point, and they have a girl that they call Marron. Marron's skin is a lighter blue than her mother's.
Dabura, who's no longer majinized, has gone back to the Demon Realm, but often visits Dende's Lookout and chats with Dende and Piccolo.
Lastly, Pot and Flora spar together in the afterlife. Goten is good friends with Videl's baby, who has now grown to be a toddler. Occasionally, the dead Saiyans watch what happens in the living world and smile.
And since there is no DBS bullshit in my story, this is how everyone lives happily ever after. Or until Buu somehow happens to get so mad as to transform into Evil Super Buu, in which case everybody is screwed, since there are no fusions, SSJ3, or mystic power ups in this timeline.

THE END​