Hi! Pretend I'm interesting!

[Southern Gothic]

What?

Who. Were. You. Talking. To.

I think my original retort was directed at the other guy, but the question was meant for you.

So are you asking if I am beautiful, or if I am a guy? Or both?

Because I am in fact an unattractive woman.

 

[kriss-]

This has all become so confusing. So you're legit 100% female?

 

[Southern Gothic]

As opposed to 88%???

 

[kriss-]

As opposed to 88%???

Or both...

 

[Southern Gothic]

As opposed to 88%???

Or both...

 

[Yoshi]

Did you get any further in One Piece?

 

[Southern Gothic]

No sir. On the bright side my opinion of it remains positive nonetheless.

 

[Let's Go Fearless!]

Are you still pretending to be interesting?

 

[Southern Gothic]

I'm pretending but my success rate is determined by you, the viewers at home.

 

[Pocket-God]

Uhh....do you have any Phobias?

 

[Southern Gothic]

Uhh....do you have any Phobias?

I'm scared of heights and egg salad.

 

[Gingeninja01]

How do you look up respect threads on here??

 

[Southern Gothic]

Just go to "Other Versus" and the thread is pinned at the top.

 

[Jeff Styles]

Why are you afraid of egg salad?

 

[Boo Brand Milk]

Latina chicks or asians?

 

[Pocket-God]

Just how interesting exactly should I pretend you are?

 

[Nèro]

Bread or toast?

 

[Southern Gothic]

Why are you afraid of egg salad?

The texture makes me gag.

 

[Southern Gothic]

Latina chicks or asians?

Asians.

 

[Southern Gothic]

Just how interesting exactly should I pretend you are?

6/10