SSJ reads Berserk

[Papasmurf]

I'd just say skip to volume 20 since everything before that is stupid shit with the pagans and whores and orgies and cat and mouse chases and stuff.

 

[SSJ2]

Will do. Can't stand this shet.

 

[Papasmurf]

I'd probably recommend dropping around the time Guts' groupies gather too. Literally the only thing that can save the manga now is if they all get killed in another Eclipse (preferably by a horse )

 

[SSJ2]

Yeah that's the plan. Can't read anything to do with that witch fuck.

 

[SSJ2]

I can't even read what this egg thing is saying right nao. Can't comprehend

 

[Kyo]

 

[Papasmurf]

 

[Kyo]

is that even hotlinkin n1gler

there

 

[Papasmurf]

shows up fine on my end b1chnigler

 

[SSJ2]

Love how he literally gives no fucks.

 

[Papasmurf]

 

[SSJ2]

Best part of the manga 10/10

 

[Captain Cadaver]

One of the handful of clips of the 2016 anime that didn't look like absolute shit.

 

[Papasmurf]

 

[SSJ2]

Lol 347 @papasmurf

 

[Papasmurf]

It's on hiatus again

 

[Papasmurf]

Character heights have been released in the new guidebook

According to the new guidebook

Guts:

Romanized name: Guts

Age: 24

Height: 204cm - 6'8"

Weight: 115kg - 18st.2lb

Puck:

Romanized name: Puck

Age: Unknown (c'moon...)

Height: 15cm - 0'6"

Weight: 20g - 0.04lb

Casca:

Romanized name: Casca

Age: 24

Height: 165cm - 5'5"

Weight: 50kg - 7st.12lb

Farnese:

Romanized name: Farnese

Age: 19

Height: 162cm - 5'4"

Weight: 48kg - 7st.8lb

Serpico:

Romanized name: Serpico

Age: 20

Height: 175cm - 5'9"

Weight: 63kg - 9st.13lb

Isidro:

Romanized name: Isidro

Age: 14

Height: 130cm - 4'3"

Weight: 42kg - 6st.9lb

Schierke:

Romanized name: Schierke

Age: 13

Height: 120cm - 3'11"

Weight: 31kg - 4st.12lb

Ivalera:

Romanized name: Ivalera

Age: Unknown

Height: 17cm - 0'7"

Weight: 18g - 0.04lb

Azan:

Romanized name: Azan

Age: 46

Height: 157cm - 5'2"

Weight: 95kg - 14st.13lb

Roderick:

Romanized name: Roderick

Age: 27

Height: 188cm - 6'2"

Weight: 77kg - 12st.2lb

Manifico:

Romanized name: Magnifico

Age: 28

Height: 174cm - 5'9"

Weight: 69kg - 10st.12lb

Isma:

Romanized name: Isma

Age: 15

Height: 152cm - 4'12"

Weight: 44kg - 6st.13lb

Griffith:

Romanized name: Griffith

Age: 24

Height: 178cm - 5'10"

Weight: 66kg - 10st.6lb

Zodd:

Romanized name: Zodd

Age: Unknown

Height: 220cm - apostle form 350cm | 7'3" - apostle form 11'6" (seems a little short in his apostle form - possibly referring to when he's on all fours?)

Weight: 165kg - apostle form 1001kg | 26st - apostle form 157st.9lb (just 1 over 1000kg - Zodd goes above and beyond!)

Sonia:

Romanized name: Sonia

Age: 15

Height: 140cm - 4'7"

Weight: 42kg - 6st.9lb

Locus:

Romanized name: Locks

Age: Unknown

Height: 200cm - apostle form 300cm | 6'7" - apostle form 9'10"

Weight: 100kg - apostle form 520kg | 15st.10lb - apostle form 81st.12lb

Irvine:

Romanized name: Irvine

Age: Unknown

Height/length: 175cm - apostle form 531cm from nose to tail | 5'9" - apostle form 17'5" from nose to tail

Weight: 63kg - apostle form 446kg | 9st.13lb - apostle form 70st.3lb

Grunbeld:

Romanized name: Gurunberd

Age: Unknown

Height: 270cm - apostle form 600cm | 8'10" - apostle form 19'8"

Weight: 303kg - apostle form 1644kg | 47st.10lb - apostle form 258st.12lb

Rakshas:

Romanized name: Raksas (with extra sass)

Age: Unknown

Height: Unknown

Weight: Unknown

Mule (Wolflame):

Romanized name: Mule

Age: 17

Height: 150cm - 4'11" (he's tiny!)

Weight: 48kg - 7st.8lb

Rickert:

Romanized name: Rickert

Age: 19 (holy shit!)

Height: 166cm - 5'5"

Weight: 61kg - 9st.8lb

Judeau:

Romanized name: Judo

Age: 18

Height: 159cm - 5'3"

Weight: 49kg - 7st.10lb

Pippin:

Romanized name: Pippin

Age: 19

Height: 190cm - 6'3"

Weight: 133kg - 20st.13lb

Corkus:

Romanized name: Carcus

Age: 20

Height: 173cm - 5'8"

Weight: 66kg - 10st.6lb

Charlotte: (the only character to be given a profile including age, weight and height, but not a hexagon stat diagram, interestingly)

Romanized name: Charlotte

Age: 20

Height: 162cm - 5'4"

Weight: 50kg - 7st.12lb

Mozgus:

Romanized name: Mozguz

Age: 42

Height: 222cm - apostle spawn form 280cm | 7'3" - apostle spawn form 9'2"

Weight: 145kg - apostle spawn form 299kg | 22st.12lb - apostle spawn form

Ganishka:

Romanized name: Ganishka

Age: Unknown

Height: 180cm - apostle form "measurement is impossible" | 5'11" - apostle form "y'all can't measure this"

Weight: 92kg - apostle form "measurement is impossible" | 14st.7lb - apostle form "y'all can't measure this"

Daiba:

Romanized name: Master Daiba

Age: Unknown

Height: 165cm - 5'5"

Weight: 44kg - 6st.13lb

Silat:

Romanized name: Silat

Age: 25

Height: 182cm - 5'12"

Weight: 75kg - 11st.11lb

Erica

Romanized name: Erica

Age: 11

Height: 139cm (she's taller than Schierke, ha) - 4'7"

Weight: 43kg - 6st.11lb

Godo:

Romanized name: Godo

Age: 68

Height: 155cm - 5'1"

Weight: 51kg - 8st

Luca:

Romanized name: Luka

Age: 27 (older than I expected)

Height: 174cm - 5'9"

Weight: 63kg - 9st.13lb

Now for name differences from the Dark Horse translation; I have included every romanized name, including those that are the same as Dark Horse's versions. Again, the Dark Horse names are in bold.

Behelit is translated as Beherit - sk.net rejoice!

Flora: Flora

Owen: Owen

Laban: Laban

Jarif: Jarif

Foss: Foss

Gaston: Gaston

Julius: Julius

Anna: Anna

Bakiraka: Burkilaka (only the ilaka part is unobscured by Japanese characters so I could be wrong. but this is what it looks like - very strange)

Samson: Samson

Adon: Adon

Gennon: Guenon

Boscogn: Boscone

Nina: Nina

Joachim: Joachim

Jerome: Jerome

Gambino: Gambino

Shisu: Cis

Jill: Jill

Vandimion (family): Vandimion

Femto: Femto

Void: Void

Slan: Slan

Ubik: Ubik

Conrad: Conrad

Skull Knight: The Knight of Skeleton

 

[SSJ2]

19 years old wtf?

 

[Papasmurf]

^also 19 lolol

 

[SSJ2]

Yeah wtf. Those ages are straight fucked.