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Anythign titled Jojo Bizarre Adventure is way too fucking gay to even look at. Holy fucking cunt
 

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Uchiha said:
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Jojo's bizzare adventure is trash. Apart from retarded shit like Fullbringers I found Bleach to be way more enjoyable.

Most of the stuff you like is shonen anyway :sponge

Part 3 Jojo sucked plot wise I agree, but there are other redeeming parts like Parts 4, 6 and 7 (although I haven't finished the latter).

Bleach was just generic crap out the getgo and immediately went into the biggest load of shit I've ever seen in a SJ title with the back-to-back shittiness of Arrancar - Fullbring - the final saga which is worthy of 0/10 status (strictly speaking for those arcs) in my book :sponge
Even among shounen Joejoe is complete trash. Over the top crap that you need to turn too many different parts of your brain off to work. A little to homosexual for my tastes.
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On his bizarre adventure he finds out that he is truly a homosexual after accepting advances from the Incestual Micropenis.
 

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"Joseph, are you penetrating me or not?"
"I'm trying, I can't reach!!"
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Uchiha said:
Even among shounen Joejoe is complete trash. Over the top crap that you need to turn too many different parts of your brain off to work. A little to homosexual for my tastes.

Some of the titles you called trash (off the top of my head) Berserk post-GA, Oyasumi Punpun, DB

Titles you defend (when criticized): Bleach, Naruto, Death Note

Forgive me if I see an inkling of bias there :sponge :sponge

JoJo doesn't have a terrible plot. It had a clear concept with the stone mask for the first 2 parts and managed to build a decent amount of tension leading up to the guy who became the perfect lifeform or whatever which is already way more than Naruto or Bleach did since Naruto's buildups always end up with disappointing trash like Sasuke just going back to voluntarily being a terrorist and Bleach's storyline is so horrible even Wikipedia makes note of it being criticized by many. Not to mention the farther you delve into both series the more laughable bullshit you find all over like Obito starting a world war over a dead 13 year old or Itachi being considered a hero for emotionally tormenting his younger brother and mass murdering his own clan which aren't even the worst things Naruto did.

I'm not saying JoJo is gold or anything but if I were to maybe rate Naruto as a 3/10 as a whole I'd still give JoJo's better storylines (not the repetitive Parts 3 and 5) 7/10 because there are some interesting antagonists (rather than mass murdering sociopaths that get to run a fucking orphanage because they got pardoned/were the coolest guy) and decent fights that don't involve going comatose and waking up with god-powers because some guy you were in another life was the son of the almighty.

All my opinion :gay2
 

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Atem King of Nigeria said:
Uchiha said:
Even among shounen Joejoe is complete trash. Over the top crap that you need to turn too many different parts of your brain off to work. A little to homosexual for my tastes.

Some of the titles you called trash (off the top of my head) Berserk post-GA, Oyasumi Punpun, DB

Titles you defend (when criticized): Bleach, Naruto, Death Note

Forgive me if I see an inkling of bias there :sponge :sponge

JoJo doesn't have a terrible plot. It had a clear concept with the stone mask for the first 2 parts and managed to build a decent amount of tension leading up to the guy who became the perfect lifeform or whatever which is already way more than Naruto or Bleach did since Naruto's buildups always end up with disappointing trash like Sasuke just going back to voluntarily being a terrorist and Bleach's storyline is so horrible even Wikipedia makes note of it being criticized by many. Not to mention the farther you delve into both series the more laughable bullshit you find all over like Obito starting a world war over a dead 13 year old or Itachi being considered a hero for emotionally tormenting his younger brother and mass murdering his own clan which aren't even the worst things Naruto did.

I'm not saying JoJo is gold or anything but if I were to maybe rate Naruto as a 3/10 as a whole I'd still give JoJo's better storylines (not the repetitive Parts 3 and 5) 7/10 because there are some interesting antagonists (rather than mass murdering sociopaths that get to run a fucking orphanage because they got pardoned/were the coolest guy) and decent fights that don't involve going comatose and waking up with god-powers because some guy you were in another life was the son of the almighty.

All my opinion :gay2
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That haircut looks like it would fit in with the Hitler Youth.
 

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I am Hitler. Faked my death during WWII to begin anew in Nigeria decades later.
 

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If you weren't asian I wouldn't doubt
 

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I put my essence into the God-Emperor of Fascist Japan

In a totally homosexual way :gay2 :gay2 :gay2 :gay :gay :gay
 

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The Bat liked my post on the Youth, and he's from Germany. Nazi confirmed?
 

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Atem King of Nigeria said:
Uchiha said:
Even among shounen Joejoe is complete trash. Over the top crap that you need to turn too many different parts of your brain off to work. A little to homosexual for my tastes.

Some of the titles you called trash (off the top of my head) Berserk post-GA, Oyasumi Punpun, DB

Titles you defend (when criticized): Bleach, Naruto, Death Note

Forgive me if I see an inkling of bias there :sponge :sponge

JoJo doesn't have a terrible plot. It had a clear concept with the stone mask for the first 2 parts and managed to build a decent amount of tension leading up to the guy who became the perfect lifeform or whatever which is already way more than Naruto or Bleach did since Naruto's buildups always end up with disappointing trash like Sasuke just going back to voluntarily being a terrorist and Bleach's storyline is so horrible even Wikipedia makes note of it being criticized by many. Not to mention the farther you delve into both series the more laughable bullshit you find all over like Obito starting a world war over a dead 13 year old or Itachi being considered a hero for emotionally tormenting his younger brother and mass murdering his own clan which aren't even the worst things Naruto did.

I'm not saying JoJo is gold or anything but if I were to maybe rate Naruto as a 3/10 as a whole I'd still give JoJo's better storylines (not the repetitive Parts 3 and 5) 7/10 because there are some interesting antagonists (rather than mass murdering sociopaths that get to run a fucking orphanage because they got pardoned/were the coolest guy) and decent fights that don't involve going comatose and waking up with god-powers because some guy you were in another life was the son of the almighty.

All my opinion :gay2
No, I honestly only defend Naruto but don't even feel like it's worth it anymore since everyone just jumps on the bandwagon. Bleach is fucking terrible but it can keep your attention better than Jojo can. Jojo is only good if you like random unnecessary gay poses every few scenes. The plot is stupidly simple and the "twists" are retarded and childish. I don't remember defending DN, only thing I remember saying about it was that part II is completely pointless.
 
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