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[Papasmurf]

If you assume Gohan and the others were donating their SSJ power to Galu in the climax of M8, Broly stomps as that'd make him more than twice SSJ Teen Gohan by scaling. If you just scale him off his dominance against the Z senshi, Broly loses but may win with Hatchiyak's help unless Gohan notices Hatchiyak's weakness.

ChiChi vs. Sakura in an annoying bitch heroine contest

 

[Captain Cadaver]

Sakura wins since Chichi at least had the context of being overly protective of her son in a setting where planet devastating villains are the norm, not to mention him having been kidnapped by his father's enemy for a year. Meanwhile, Sakura has nothing to justify her actions and far more plot relevance to have the "heroine" title than Chichi too.

DBS Broly Freeza VS Part 2 Naruto in a character betrayal contest

 

[Papasmurf]

Naruto. While Freeza wishing to be 5cm taller rather than wish for immortality is stupid and most likely an excuse for AT to maintain fake tension as to whether Freeza'll get killed by Galu again or not, the egregious combination of that chosen one bullshit going against everything Nerutu stood for back when he actually had a character, along with glorifying a genocidal mass-murderer who offed his mother and father cuts waaaay deeper than a distasteful height joke. Plus, you could at least say coming across Zen'o, the other GoDs and mortals like Jiren and UI Galu made Freeza come to the realization that immortality won't necessarily make him unstoppable when his power's so much lower than theirs.

SQ

 

[Captain Cadaver]

Naruto as well. I'd cite Freeza's action as worse than the chosen one reveal when that was a ruining of the concept rather than Naruto's own choice, though absolutely nothing can justify his praise of Obito. I would place Freeza's height wish on par with it though as the reasoning he gave for ignoring immortality was even worse than the action in general (unless planning on reforming to get into Heaven, which he clearly wasn't, why ignore immortality when it's the only thing to guarantee he won't end back up in Hell?).

Gingertown Cell VS #17 and #18
- In this scenario, Cell used the Taiyoken to catch Kamicollo off-guard and absorb him entirely.

 

[Ultimate Cell]

Probably Cell since Kamiccolo was able to fight evenly with 17 and Imperfect Cell wasnt that weak to be a jobber to Piccolo. Anilanza Vs Rage DBS Broly.

 

[Papasmurf]

Manga Anilaza gets stomped, anime Anilaza wins.

Goku vs Van Hohenheim in a family abandoning contest

 

[Captain Cadaver]

Hohenheim in the effect it had on his family, since Ed showed more damage from it than any of the Son family did on any of Galu's abandonings, though Goku wins as far as poor reasoning goes due Hohenheim's action being absolutely necessary, unlike the flimsy conclusion of "I attract bad guys" or training some kid for a fun fight (especially when Super has made Boo far from worthwhile).

Galu VS Ging Freecs in an unjustified family abandoning contest 2

 

[Papasmurf]

Gon doesn't even call Ging Dad and Leorio had to punch Ging because of his faggot attitude. Nuff said.

Galu (Super manga) vs. Gendo Ikari vs. Hanma Yujiro vs. Diavolo vs. Kaiba's dad in a father of the year contest

 

[Captain Cadaver]

Assuming we're talking about Kaiba's adopted dad, either him or Yujiro since they at least motivated their sons to rise to greatness. Gendo comes next since his mistreatment of Shinji was at least slightly justified in being necessary in his plan for Shinji to choose instrumentality to end humanity's suffering Galu comes after him since he still spends time with his family sometimes and putting your loved ones at risk is far less callous in a universe where wish granting plot devices are on standby to reset any consequences. Diavolo has nothing going for him beyond being a bipolar fruitloop.

Kaioken x5 Goku (Saiyan Arc) VS Reacoom
- Kaioken strain only effects him as badly as x2 would normally.

 

[Papasmurf]

Galu probably has a power advantage to some extent and he shouldn't strain too much at 2x level, so he most likely wins.

Saiyan arc Vegetto (Super multiplier) vs. 3rd form Freeza

 

[Captain Cadaver]

I'd have their DBS multiplier being about 25x the sum of their powers (at least manga-wise), so Vegetto gets oneshotted unless factoring in Kaioken x3-4.

Manga runs the ToP Goku form gauntlet

SSJ Goku
SS2 Goku
SS3 Goku
SSG Goku
SSB Goku

 

[Papasmurf]

He clearly could outspeed SSJ2 Galu, so the question is whether he could outlast SSJ3 Galu. Assuming he does, which he probably could given he seemed to last somewhat against #17, he's still no match for either of the god forms.

SSJ Gogeta (DBS) vs. SSJ Kefla (manga)

 

[Captain Cadaver]

Considering the manga alluded to the fight against Broly being the same as the film but with PSSB Goku/Vegeta, it's safe to say SSJ Gogeta is still far above them by a similar extent as Kefla. I'd probably place them as roughly equal, so Gogeta wins due to superior techniques and experience, as well as Kefla's stamina being presented as pretty ass against an equal opponent.

Merus runs the Current Galu form gauntlet:
Round 1 - Merus is armed with his ray gun.
Round 2 - Merus has Sorbet's ring

 

[Papasmurf]

Galu stomps in just SSJ if his guard isn't down. With his guard down though, he'll be easy prey in all forms sans CSSJB, since the FnF movie showed SSJB is no match for the power of the my precious ring

Base Gogeta vs. 10 of Moro's prison bitches 2

 

[Captain Cadaver]

I wish I could tell you that Gogeta fought the good fight, and the Moro Booty Warriors let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew.

Considering Moro's bottom bitch was the only one who could damage SS3 Galu and the best the others showed was putting up a fight against his SSJ form, Gogeta solos with ease unless taking into account the plot armouring that stopped PSSB Galu from oneshotting the whole group instantly.

Saganbo VS Manga Base Black

 

[Papasmurf]

I think Saganbo knocking SSJ3 Galu out of his transformation has a lot to do with his ki being absorbed, so in a straight up fight Black should have a slight edge. He wins unless Moro gives his Bottom Bitch even more power.

Manga Toppo's Hakai vs. CSSJB Galu's Hakai 2

 

[Captain Cadaver]

Can't even remember Toppo using Hakai in the manga and any speculation on his proficiency in it is pure speculation, so Galu's asspulled Hakai wins.

SS2 ToP Gohan VS FP Jiren
- Manga versions.
- Assume Gohan's peak against Kefla is his base power in this scenario.
- If Gohan stomps, limit it to his SSJ self.

 

[Papasmurf]

If going by the 100x multiplier for SSJ2 in the SEG, Gohan, needless to say, oneshots. If going by SSJ's increase in feats, I'd just go with it being a 2-3x increase similar to GT, so that'd make SSJ2 around a 5x boost in total. I'd say Gohan wins in SSJ2 because of Jiren's awful stamina and a probable power advantage, at SSJ he probably loses though.

BoDB Oolong vs. Mr. Satan in bluffing contest

 

[Captain Cadaver]

Oolong wins due to his bluffs being more effective due to his shapeshifting, whereas Satan only really has his own word to back them up.

Moro Arc's Writing Quality + DBS Episode 5's animation VS This guy's voice in a hilarity contest

 

[Papasmurf]

Probably episode 5's animation. Tons of people have awful voices, and while it can be funny to watch, the humor is of little lasting value. DBS episode 5 reached unprecedented levels of faggotry that rivals the entirety of the Golden Freeza arc's horseshit animation, and in 510+ episodes of Dragon Ball preceding it, was nowhere near rivaled. Moro arc is but so is the rest of Super and there's a chance Toyotaro could maybe bring it up to 1.5/10 if he applies himself (not likely though), so it can't compare to Ep 5.

Dragon Ball franchise vs. Star Wars franchise in being raped by shitty writing/political trends contest