XXX vs XXX

[Captain Cadaver]

Kenshiro had way more crying scenes onscreen and manly tears matter more. He wins in quality and quantity.

SS3 VS GER in an asspull contest

 

[Papasmurf]

GER is contradicted by GE not transforming when cut by the arrow in Giorno's battle with Black Sabbath, while SSJ3 at least doesn't create an obvious plot hole, so GER wins.

Annasui's sex change vs. 17's Park Ranger GAINZ in absurdity contest

 

[Captain Cadaver]

GER is contradicted by GE not transforming when cut by the arrow in Giorno's battle with Black Sabbath, while SSJ3 at least doesn't create an obvious plot hole, so GER wins.

To be fair, the Requiem Arrow is made apparent to be far different from the standard Stand Arrow.

Annasui's sex change vs. 17's Park Ranger GAINZ in absurdity contest

Annasui becoming male, by far. #17 being so strong is contrived and ridiculous, though nothing new of Super ever since Piccolo reached Post-God SSJ tier in the U6 Arc. Annasui suddenly being gender-bent and having their past retconned for them to have always been male is actively hacking Part 6's continuity to bits.

New Cyborg Taopaipai runs a Cell Arc gauntlet.
- Instead of his general cybernetics, Tao gets revived as an Infinite Energy type Artificial Human. Assume fully organic Lapis had the standard battle power of 5 prior to becoming #17 as a benchmark for Taopaipai's Cyborg GAINZ.

 

[Papasmurf]

GER is contradicted by GE not transforming when cut by the arrow in Giorno's battle with Black Sabbath, while SSJ3 at least doesn't create an obvious plot hole, so GER wins.

To be fair, the Requiem Arrow is made apparent to be far different from the standard Stand Arrow.

That's not exactly confirmed though, it is mostly a fan theory that the arrow with the Ladybug has any special properties other arrows don't have.

Annasui's sex change vs. 17's Park Ranger GAINZ in absurdity contest

Annasui becoming male, by far. #17 being so strong is contrived and ridiculous, though nothing new of Super ever since Piccolo reached Post-God SSJ tier in the U6 Arc. Annasui suddenly being gender-bent and having their past retconned for them to have always been male is actively hacking Part 6's continuity to bits.

New Cyborg Taopaipai runs a Cell Arc gauntlet.
- Instead of his general cybernetics, Tao gets revived as an Infinite Energy type Artificial Human. Assume fully organic Lapis had the standard battle power of 5 prior to becoming #17 as a benchmark for Taopaipai's Cyborg GAINZ.

He'd end up over 20 times stronger than Lapis/#17, so he hacks through most of the Cell arc until maybe stopping at SSJ2 Gohan/SPC.

Farmland Saga vs. ToP (anime) in dragging contest

 

[Captain Cadaver]

ToP, easily. Farmland at least had some depth in it providing character development for Thorfinn and isn't that dragged out if reading it after its completion rather than waiting for monthly chapters, whereas the ToP was more or less 70 episodes of horrendous writing that essentially amounts to a filler arc in the long run.

Super #16 VS Perfect Cell (VS Vegeta/Trunks)
- #16 absorbs #17 and #18's circuitry, gaining the same boost #13 did from #14 and #15.

 

[Papasmurf]

#13 already seemed on par with SSJ Galu and doesn't need to be more than 2-3x stronger than him in Super form to do what he did, so Cell owns unless it's initial Perfect Cell who was noted to be below Vegeta.

Kid Vegetto in the 22nd arc (Super boost) vs. Jheese and Butta

 

[Keedounan]

If Vados' statement is anything to go by (in that PF = over tens of times the sums of the parts), Kid Vegetto should be more than capable of stomping. Vegeta was stronger than the King since he was a kid.

Goku (EoZ) VS Gotenks (post-RoSaT)
* Pre-Retcon EoZ

 

[Captain Cadaver]

In Base, Goku would at best be equal to Pure Boo, whereas various statements would make a chain of Base Gotenks (post) >> SSJ Gotenks (pre) > SS3 Goku. In equal forms, Gotenks stomps.

Combined Mega Cannon Sigma VS Ultimate Gohan (Boo Arc)

 

[Keedounan]

I'd say Gohan still stomps, as Goku could beat the combined machine without much difficult iirc

GT SSJ4 Gogeta VS Gods of Destruction
* This Gogeta comes from a timeline in which GT happened after the events of Super (and a retconned EoZ).
* Gogeta is restricted to 1% of his power.

 

[Captain Cadaver]

Even at 1%, Gogeta probably stomps. Super being added to the GT continuity should make Baby's 1st transformation at bare minimum stronger than Jiren or Broly. Add in the boost going into Golden Oozaru provided him and the far superior Yi Xing Long becoming over 10x stronger from absorbing the Dragon Balls and then being aware of not only what Gogeta did to him, but what he could've done (Super Yi Xing Long was oneshot material to him according to the Perfect Files), and even 1% will be stomping Hakaishin tier. Hell, fusion time limit wouldn't even be a problem if applied when Gogeta would be aware of his opponents and not to mess about with them.

Evil Dragon Arc Pan VS Caulifla
- Equal battle powers.
- Intel for both.

 

[Keedounan]

Caulifla is the most likely victor here. Pan doesn't seem particularly skilled in a fight, whereas Caulifla has shown the ability to adapt to the fighting style of even an experienced fighter like Goku.

Super 17 VS Super
* Super 17 has access to Guldo's Time-Stop.
* Super 17 decides to abuse the Time-Stop and his exceptional stamina to train inside the RoSaT to increase his gains. Assume Super 17's gains are the same as MVP 17.
* Super 17 cannot use Time-Stop in battle

 

[Captain Cadaver]

With how regular training allowed for normal #17 to go from trash to 1st form Cell to being around PSSB tier, Super #17 definitely solos Super.

Young Piccolo Daimao VS Superman (DCAU)
- Speed equalised.
- Daimao is limited to his initial level.
- If Daimao stomps, add DCAU Wonder Woman as backup for Supes.

 

[Keedounan]

I'd say Supes gets stomped even with Diana's help. Even an old Daimao could tank a Kamehameha way stronger than the one Muten Roshi used to destroy the Fry Pan Mountain, which should be at least a City level feat, above anything either DCAU Superman or Wonder Woman ever pulled off.

Muten Roshi (Part I) VS Bruce Wayne
* Equal battle powers
* Both Roshi and Bruce are restricted to h2h fight. No weapon, no ki blast, no armor, just mano-a-mano.

 

[Captain Cadaver]

Whilst Roshi has hype as a god tier martial artist, Bruce has shown far more skill and variety when it comes to actual feats, not to mention having genius level deduction skills. If you want to take down the Batman, you need to make sure you're more than his equal.

ToP Vegeta VS Post-timeskip Luffy in a character regression contest

 

[Papasmurf]

Luffy wins since you could at least use Galu beating Vegeta to CSSJB in the Zamasu arc as an explanation for Vegeta being uncharacteristically jealous.

Cell arc Vegeta vs. ToP arc Vegeta in character regression contest

 

[Captain Cadaver]

Definitely ToP Vegeta. Whilst his Cell Arc self was a regression in personality and intelligence, it could at least be seen as somewhat feasible for his ego to be a way of expressing the freedom he'd never been able to show whilst Freeza was alive. DBS Vegeta, meanwhile, was someone set up as going clearly towards being a family man who had fully changed from his past self, only for his ToP self to become a Cell Arc rehash of his character.

SSB Vegetto VS Full power Jiren
- Manga versions of both.
- No stamina drain for Jiren, though Vegetto's stamina drain and fusion time limit still apply.

 

[Papasmurf]

Vegetto defuses unless he cuts Jiren in the jugular or something immediately after fusing. I'm sure Jiren could take more of a beating than someone several times below him like Merged Zamasu, even if the latter is immortal.

Freeza vs. Thorfinn in an inability to get revenge contest

 

[Captain Cadaver]

Freeza due to Thorfinn getting the character development to learn being consumed by revenge was pointless at that point.

Moro Arc VS Post-Jubito Naruto VS Thousand Year Asspull Bleach VS My Hero Academia as a whole in a terrible writing quality contest

 

[Keedounan]

I'd say My Hero Academia due to being overall one of the blandest and most cliché Shonen I got to see.

Z-Fighters VS 7 Cell Juniors
* The fight happens in the same place as in canon, with the same fighters and same conditions with the few exceptions below.
* Replace the earthlings with SSJ Goten, SSJ Kid Trunks and SSJ Teen Gohan (as they were by the time of the 25th Tenkaichi Budokai).

Bonus round
* If the Z-Fighters are still losing, Teen Gohan turns SSJ2 and fight alone. Perfect Cell will fight him as well.

 

[Captain Cadaver]

Considering Vegeta and Trunks (as well as to some extent Piccolo) were able to hold their own, the Boo Arc SSJ trio should each beat a Cell Junior pretty easily before acting as cleanup duty for the rest of the team.

SS2 Gohan (Boo Arc) VS M8 LSSJ Broly
- If Gohan wins, he fights both Broly and Hatchiyack.