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[Captain Cadaver]

Have you read the Super manga up to the current part? He's the henchmen of Moro who fights Gohan and co., then fighting Goku when he arrives on Earth.

 

[Papasmurf]

I think it's pretty feasible Toppo would be able to use Hakai in the manga as Goku was able to, so if he could use a bunch of Hakai blasts to keep Saganbo at bay while the other two charge a full-power attack, then triple-team Saganbo afterwards they might be able to win.

SSJ3 EoZ Vegetto (Z logic) vs. Beerus (pseudo-10% )

 

[Captain Cadaver]

Considering how nerfed the Potara boost is in Super in general, I wouldn't be surprised if Vegetto stomps with just SSJ or SS2.

SSG Gohan (BoG Arc) VS SSR Black
- Manga versions of both.

 

[Papasmurf]

Hm. Galu being SSJ1 before becoming SSJG tells me SSJG basically just takes your power as a SSJ and converts it to god ki of equal size, so there are two options - either Gohan's Ultimate level is retained in SSJ form due to his power being maxed out, so we have the SSJG boost on top of his ultimate boost in which case he stomps. If Ultimate is treated as a separate transformation akin to the anime that's a power up from SSJ2, then Black stomps.

DBS Veku vs. Raditz

 

[Captain Cadaver]

Using M12 Veku for comparison, Veku would oneshot as, gag feats or not, he avoided being oneshotted by Janemba. Ignoring the movies and using Fat Gotenks for comparison, he was so weak that he ran out of breath after "running" a few metres, so it's doubtful Veku would even reach 1k despite the huge difference in power between the kids and DBS Base Galu/Vegeta.

SSJ Gohan (End of ToP) VS Full Power Jiren
- Manga versions of both.
- SSJ stacks on top of Gohan's Ultimate form here. Jiren can't go beyond his limits.

 

[Papasmurf]

Jiren did about 2 or 3 power ups even from the level he was at when he raped SSJBE Vegeta, so it depends on how much of an SSJ multiplier Gohands gets. Gohan wins if it's 3x or higher, he loses if it's 2x or lower imo.

Kiseki no homo Hono vs. Biggest Fight in video game openings contest

 

[Captain Cadaver]

Hard to choose between them, though if factoring in visuals, I'd go with The Biggest Fight from the effort of making a new 2D animation for it as opposed to mashing together cutscenes and gameplay. The Biggest Fight also has an edge in vocals due to Kageyama's use of English being far less limited by his accent than in Burst Limit's opening.

Budokai 2 Opening VS Budokai 3 Opening in terms of visuals

 

[Papasmurf]

Probably the Budokai 2 opening. A montage of important events from the series retold is more of a spectacle than just random villains fighting some of the heroes.

BT1 vs. BT3 in openings contest

 

[Captain Cadaver]

BT1 wins due to this alone:

Memes aside, it also has some pretty interesting visuals such as Galu and Pure Boo's teleportation taking them to some Rosat-esque void realm and the battles seeming more intense in general than BT3's. Music-wise, they're equally good if talking about the Japanese versions, though for the international version BT3 is far better due to BT1 replacing We Gotta Power with some generic rock.

South and Dai Kaioshin (post-Moro) Potara fusion VS SSJ Vegetto (Boo Arc)
- The Kaioshin fusion gets the same boost as Kibitoshin.
- If Vegetto stomps, make it his base self. If he gets stomped, he can use SS2.

 

[Papasmurf]

did say that the SSJ/2 Saiyans were far above him and his imagination, but even post-Moro South Kaioshit was able to force Kid Boo to absorb him which Boo never really tried against Galu (unless you count him trying to turn Galu into candy). I'd probably say Vegetto wins due to how high his multiplier is, and considering that the loss of Dai Kaioshit's God Power seems to have made him unable to use his best attacks.

vs.

in memes contest

 

[Captain Cadaver]

Galu and Vegeta due to it having more variety for uses.

Coola VS Paikuhan in a likelihood of being canonised in Super contest

 

[Pakl]

Coola. PIkuhan is trash IMO

Boo Arc SSjin 2 Gohan vs Perfect Cell and Bojack

 

[Captain Cadaver]

I'd say the majority of the narrative supports the idea of Dabura ~ SS2 Gohan > SPC, so Gohan stomps. Considering the inclusion of Bojack makes us have to use the anime continuity, this strengthens this position when Gohan most certainly used SS2 against Dabura in the anime.

ToP Gohan (vs. Trio de Dangers) and Piccolo VS Magetta

 

[Papasmurf]

Probably the team since Gohan already showed himself as more than an equal for SSJ2 Galu in their sparring match

Fat Boo vs. #21 vs. Yajirobe vs. Galu in a glutton contest

 

[Captain Cadaver]

Forgot to clarify it was their manga selves, if that makes a difference.

Most likely Fat Boo due to him eating millions of people. Yajirobe comes second due to the copious amount of Senzu he ate in the Piccolo Daimao Arc. Next would be #21 for eating less than those two, with Galu being last due to his large appetite being more necessary due to the incredible amount of energy he'd need to keep his stamina going in such high level battles.

Young Kami VS 23rd TB Piccolo (full power)
- Kami gains the same boost as Daimao did from having his youth restored, though without sacrificing his lifespan or stamina to use his full power due to better training.

 

[Papasmurf]

Probably Kami since he was still able to track Piccolo's movements and block a punch from him even while old, and Piccolo didn't seem to be the most skilled fighter against Kuririn and Shen-Kami.

Kim Jong Un vs. Fat Boo vs. #19 vs. post-Senzu Yajirobe in an obesity contest

 

[Captain Cadaver]

Yajirobe wins considering he's the only one we have definitive height and weight measurements to judge his BMI.

Dore VS Namek Vegeta (Final Zenkai)

 

[Papasmurf]

I don't think Piccolo grew enough since Namek to stomp Vegeta or to kill him with that gay homing bullet so Vegeta wins.

Kanzenban 23rd Chichi vs. Caulifla in an underdeveloped build contest

 

[Captain Cadaver]

Most likely Chichi by sheer virtue of us not knowing exactly how old Caulifla is.

LSSJ Kale VS Manga ToP Gohan VS DBS Broly VS Gogeta Blue in a fanservice pandering contest

 

[Papasmurf]

Definitely Gogeta Blue since with such fanservice faggotry such as SSJ3/4/Majin Broly already existing in Heroes, it was to be expected he'd be canonized, while Kale at least managed to exist without breaking the established continuity of the series like Garlic Jr. did to the anime canon by not mentioning the original Broly. ToP Gohan was AIDS, but at least there was foreshadowing for it when Vegeta said Gohan had the most potential of them all despite them already attaining Blue. Gogeta Blue only exists as an homage to Gogeta fighting Broly in some of the video game openings, and could have been easily replaced by Vegetto with a simple scene of the Kaioshins teleporting to Earth to give them Potaras.

SQ