Ask King Smurf

[Mystic]

Meth has destroyed his brain evidently. All flaming is your fault.

And I can say quite authoritatively that Gog is much more intelligent than me.

 

[Papasmurf]

I'm not getting into this. We all need to grow up and this drama is childish and excessive. Good night.

 

[Yoshi]

Kenshi, I know you want to act like you're the bigger man, but this is simply another lie. You constantly brought up Yoshi even when he wasn't around to continually belittle him, mock him, malign him, the hate was never one sided, you very much and always did reciprocate it. You only start complaining about the hate when the realization strikes that it's not going to stop.

I actually can't believe he went there. If only he could escape his warped little fantasy land and realize I gave up three years of my life to support him. I even remember what started all of this. Back when he was unemployed when our real life friendship began, he started talking about how his life was a trainwreck and that he needed help getting back on the right track. He said he dropped out of middle school and that he had no qualification to get a career because of this. I tried looking for jobs for him and I even tried to look into jobs that require you to work at home. We only talked about this twice in our real life friendship, and it was shortly after that where I got psychologically trapped into a completely non reciprocal friendship.

Now I try my very hardest to ignore his posts on this forum, but it's so hard to do when he tries to engage with me all of the time, and then he name drops me when I'm not even related to the conversation at hand, and it's usually in an argument. It's like when he starts beef with you and Mystic, but it's not even beef so much as it is literal abuse. I have to hate Kenshi, otherwise he'll gaslight me all over again.

 

[Papasmurf]

>giving up 3 years of my life

Proving scientific theses about assburgers completely right, lol. Go seek counseling and stay off my thread. I'm saying this in the kindest way possible. Others weren't so kind. I didn't even read the rest of your rant because I knew it'd be Kenshi-blaming therapy and delusional raving.

Spoiler: If you don't want to cry manly tears don't read this

I tried to give you a chance to come back in 2020 because I felt bad Curtis took away your lifeline to having a place to post in, but I see you're just cycling back to pinning the blame on me for taking away your toothbrush a la circa 2017

 

[Papasmurf]

Not taking any more inflammatory questions or any more of this drama. I clarified Mystic's hypocrisy and power abuse in the General Discussion thread and that's the last time I'm engaging any of you.

 

[Sovran Nila]

What's your favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card, or monster?
What's your favorite Pokemon?
What's your favorite Digimon?
Do you like the Megaman series?
Do you like the Sonic series?
Do you like JRPG's?
Do you play any MMORPG's?
Do you have any video game consoles right now?
What's your favorite video game ever?
Do you like the Zelda series?
What kind of computer do you have?
Do you use a normal mouse, or a trackball?
Do you like the Final Fantasy series?
Do you like the Mario series?
What's your favorite movie ever?
What's your favorite type of music to listen to?
Have I asked enough questions yet?

 

[Papasmurf]

What's your favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card, or monster?

Graceful Charity is my favorite Spell Card along with Power of the United. My favorite monster would be Slifer the Sky Dragon I guess, because I like that it's not completely OP in the anime like Obelisk and Ra with the right set up for the latter two and is suitable for being the MC's God Card.

What's your favorite Pokemon?

Makuhita because he looks like Majin Boo if he were yellow, lol.

What's your favorite Digimon?

Imperialdramon, because I felt bad that he got the short end of the stick in 02 and Digimon tri. (otherwise known as a disservice to the original duology worse than GT).

Do you like the Megaman series?

Barely played it.

Do you like the Sonic series?

Barely played this either.

Do you like JRPG's?

Yep. Riviera: The Promised Land is exquisite.

Do you play any MMORPG's?

I used to play racing MMOs, they're pretty obsolete now with the advent of Wifi mode on console games.

Do you have any video game consoles right now?

No. I left my PS3, Xbox 360 and PS4 all in the United States.

What's your favorite video game ever?

God of War series, Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot, Fire Emblem series. I was also a fan of the Pokemon metaseries until the failure of Sword and Shit, and it was already walking a downhill slope ever since they failed to make an expansion pack for X and Y and basically translated the original RS games to the letter without any additions beyond a post-game sidestory that lasts maybe 2 hours and Mega Evolutions/Primal Reversions.

Do you like the Zelda series?

Didn't play it much.

What kind of computer do you have?

A Windows 11 laptop with high specs for computer programming.

Do you use a normal mouse, or a trackball?

I use a built in mouse right now. I used to use a wireless one.

Do you like the Final Fantasy series?

Didn't play it.

Do you like the Mario series?

Only Smash Bros.

What's your favorite movie ever?

Inception, The Lego Movie (original), Gone With the Wind.

What's your favorite type of music to listen to?

J-Rock, certain types of K-Pop, Rock and Country.

Have I asked enough questions yet?

No. Keep it coming.

 

[Mystic]

>giving up 3 years of my life

Proving scientific theses about assburgers completely right, lol. Go seek counseling and stay off my thread. I'm saying this in the kindest way possible. Others weren't so kind. I didn't even read the rest of your rant because I knew it'd be Kenshi-blaming therapy and delusional raving.

Spoiler: If you don't want to cry manly tears don't read this

I tried to give you a chance to come back in 2020 because I felt bad Curtis took away your lifeline to having a place to post in, but I see you're just cycling back to pinning the blame on me for taking away your toothbrush a la circa 2017

that first passage about autism describes you perfectly

 

[Yoshi]

that first passage about autism describes you perfectly

Exactly. He's projecting his own flaws onto me.

 

[Mystic]

Exactly. He's projecting his own flaws onto me.

hurt people hurt people

 

[Papasmurf]

You're a child. Fuck off, you're ignored

 

[Mystic]

You're a child. Fuck off, you're ignored

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[Papasmurf]

 

[Mystic]

obsessedshi

 

[Papasmurf]

 

[Mystic]

 

[Yoshi]

I literally busted out laughing at this.

 

[Papasmurf]

@Majin Nila Any more questions now that the drama has died down?

 

[Sovran Nila]

What did you do during your exile?
Are you happy to be back on here, spamming?
Have you written any more in the past week?
What do you wish to accomplish this week?
What's the most extravagant meal that you've eaten in 2022?
What meal could you eat for the remainder of your life?

And finally, have we used this emote enough yet?

 

[Papasmurf]

What did you do during your exile?

Just went to work, drank, ate, watched TV and animu and movies.

Are you happy to be back on here, spamming?

I guess.

Have you written any more in the past week?

A little bit, but I don't have that much motivation now so progress will be slower than in the past few months.

What do you wish to accomplish this week?

It's only Friday and the weekend remaining, so I just want to relax and unwind. Maybe read the first book of the Game of Thrones.

What's the most extravagant meal that you've eaten in 2022?

There isn't much competition there, so I guess the meal I had with my uncle's side of the family last week?

What meal could you eat for the remainder of your life?

Rosé rice cakes with pepper sauce. My favorite.

And finally, have we used this emote enough yet?

It hasn't been spammed even 1/10th as much as